Wednesday, March Zl, l934 THE S'lESAlll Sliillllll. id The sop/i electricals fear that lheir gift of a mammoth pencil to Professor Richardson was not fully appreciated. While the original purpose of the gift was to provide a pencil whieh the estimable prof could not fail to find readily, the suffering sophs are afraid the pen- oil will be used too readily in metric» rug quizzes. Won’t some fearless Tee- ]ww/c please retrieve the dangerous woo pan? Pipoqucuk Hoyer, Junior. had Archie Anders at his feetl....aa Archie sold Hoyer a pair of ohnes at Cutlcr’s. (Ed. Note) verticement. This is not an ad- Holf the seniors are worried about graduating—they don‘t have two years of gym credit. But maybe Bill Kin/ft will releni and give them credit [or ping pong or bridge. Flash from the civil drafting Senior civils discover what Jimmie C. Cattanca’ middle initial stands for. C for Casanova. And if you don’t believe it, just ask Helen. room. WIIEATON AND BIEGLER had their first actual experience with fire prevention last week. The boys; finally came through, but they're still looking for the ”villyuns" that emptied their fire extinguisher. MATRlMONlAL BUREAU AND ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN. CONSOLlDATED. Dear Matrimonial Bureau: 1 Wild} l Ares Nettle l Yesterday won a big day for our class B archn. These juniors have been making the most of their time and presented to the jury “the bent summer residences ever designed.” The sophs turned in their projects Monday and are still “praying.” “CHISELER” SCHWARTZ, who sometimes answers to the name of Ray Sehwab, won the prize in Mem— doy'e modeling problem. The award who has to chisel his design out of (i solid piece of stone. The time limit -—-suy about it year or more, Ray? None other than ADREANI won the award in the Thursday modeling close. Let's see how good you. chisel. are are now! Last week seemed to be a week for falls. Mrs. Sanders fell down some stairs and not one but three hand— some gentlemen came to her rescue. Her injuries were but a few bruises and she is again helping the students find books. Miss Rawls the other day, helped the library to look like a. young hos- pital. She had a very bad toothache which swelled her jaw until it looked like she had “two bits” worth of “chow” in her mouth. Yours truly broke all existing rec- ords for falling off stoves in life, the other day. The number—just five. Don't worry boys, I’ll try to do a little better next time. And the fresh are kept bully on their composition renderings. The seniorc took their IV esquissc last Saturday. The subject was “A Small Catholic Chapel.” If I muis‘t say so. they turned out some darn good sketches. B. R. Bucbbauscr doesn’t get this mecli~i-nickel equipment it seems. What‘s the matter Buch, won’t you tell your daddy? Snooping Sam. ARMOUR TECH NEWS m... the iiiorjorhriee lint-limit?” ETA KAPPA NU Honorary Electrical Engineering Fraternity Eta Kappa Nu, national honorary electrical engineering fraternity, was organized by a group of students in the deport— nient of electrical engi— neering at the University of Illinois on October 28, 1904. During the year 1909 students in the elec~ tricol engineering depart- ment at Armour peti- tioned Eta Kappa. Nu and on May 4, 1909 the Delta chapter at Armour was chartered and is, today, a mem. ber of a society that is composed of twenty-two active chapters and nine alumni chapters. Eta Kappa Nu has as its purpose the bringing together of those who by their attainments in college or in professional work have manifested a deep interest and marked ability in electrical engineering. The union is intended to bestow mutual benefits; by binding together the outstanding members of each class. The Election of Members The election of candidates to mem- bership in Eta Kappa Nu i5 based on scholarship on a prime requisite and secondarily the interest and loud- crsbip shown by the candidates out- side the classroom, or it is the stand- ard of scholarship defined in its broadest sense. The twentyvninth national conven. tion of Eta Kappa Nu was held last October 20 and 21 with the Armour chapter as the host. These conven— tions are held annually and the representatives from the active and alumni chapters are present to lay the plans for the forthcoming year. The business tramuctions were car- ricd out in the Allerton Hotel, the headquarters of the convention, and the remainder of the time was spent to notify you that Sadie from Sum- mit has no denizens on the ‘tall, dark, handsome, etc.” I merely thought him a good type for the Arab Snieks I’ve been raving about to my pupils in geography (the kiddies are on Arabia). So please put the bashful Arab at ease—ohe doesn’t, have to miss his regular street car any more. (Signed) Sadie from Summit. Dear Sadie: Why Sadie, are you accusing: on Armouritc of being bad'il'ul'.’ And the Arab hasn't n'lisued any street curs intentionally. Since hr heard you think he’s an Arabian, he's been so busy learning); how to ride a horse, he hasn’t had a chance to come to school. But the geezer pimuised me confidentially to come down on his regular car starting to- nmv'ruw. So Abyssinia, Sadie. Love Editor. Dear Matrimonial Bureau: My fa» they just bought me a new Cadillac for my birthday, and I would like to get a nice handmmc Armourite with a mustache to go with it. Can you recommend one to me? (Signed) Sally of ‘Cicoro. Dear Sally: Armourites don‘t have mustaclxes. But if you’re not kidding about that Cadillac, we‘ll satage a mustache growing contest or maybe you’d ratlwr have some ready made professorial mustaches'! By the way, which birthday is it? Love Editor. SIDELZZQES (Conlinued from page 1) nether with absolute folly. Consider the present army in conflict. Vic’ Lory in the air would be a desirable factor, but instead of losses being recorded as “army plane shot down” pr ‘cm. indications would justify the recordings as “army plane falls down"»~tbc pilots, army trained, can’t even maintain so much as a Straight course in flight. National defense—its; flaws protrude rather sharply. 51 =1: 7% The formulation of plans for an exhibit of Armour institute at A Century of Progress Exposition is indeed a step in the right direction toward making known the whys and wherefores of an engineering; educa- tion. To portray more Specifically the part played by the Institute in the local industrial system, would be the highest objective desired. The student body looks forward with in. terest to the objectives of the ex— hibit, and the administration should rest assured that cooperation will be extended from that source. © 1934. Mean-tr 8: MYERS Toancco Co. “ , HE next time you go i. out to St. Louis, i wish you could just go to this factory and sec how they make Granger Rough (Int. “l tell you it boots ony- thing you over new to watch them age and condition that The Liggett 5; Myers Tobacco Company Plant, 3:. Louis, Mo. Manufactuxcw of fine smoking; and plug chewing tobaccos. Ahem, A. M. Wolf, and 1). old ripe Kentucky Hurley. “And e.romo~—wcll sir, it lost makes your mouth water to get or good whifl of that tobacco when it comes out of those hot ovens. “Everything about that St. Louis factory is just as clean on your own kitchen.” THETA Kl Alpha Gamma of Theta Xi takes great pleasure in announcing the formal initiation of the following men on Saturday, March 17: Harold Acbischer John Gralf John Roberts John Schultz Arthur Wobig Ailing Wolf and in the pledging of Fred Ander— son. lnterl‘ratcrnity ping-pong competi- tion began with a. four to one victory over Phi Pi Phi last Friday. The match consisted of three games of in Showing the out-of-town guests through the World’s Fair. Chapter Has Yearly Contact Each year an essay content open to the sophmurc class in electrical engineering is conducted by the so- ciety, the winner of the contest be- ing presented with a “Standard Handbook of Electrical Engineering" an a prize for his endeavors. Last years winner, Loo Galbraith, wrote the prize winning essay, “Pbotoelec- tric Cells and Their Applications,” and it is to be read in the current issue 01' the Armour Engineer. There are two honorary members of Eta Kappa Nu at Armour; they are Professors Freeman and Snow. The faculty members are Professors Moreton, Richardson, and Teach; l’roi’eannr Richardson, a graduate of the close of 1924, was president of the Delta chapter during his senior year. The active members of Delta chapter are: P. J. Thompson. preci— dent, S. J. Lehmann, G. F. Gi'ohnm. W. W. Lnemmor, E. G. Lundin, T. F. Murphy, and J. Paelnwslci, the seniors. The juniors are W. B. E. Young. cc yiyne tohecco them; Milltlh the yahoo tobacco throttle @t’htllh singles and two of doubles. The singles: were played by Brothers Christonson, Koriath and Reed. The doubles teams were Koriath and Reed, and Krel‘t and Stevens. Pl’il KAPPA SlGlVlA The house won their first match in the inter-fraternity ping-pong tournament by defeating Rho Delta Rho, last Thursday night, March 15. The team was composed of Louie Bicglcr. Art Marow, Bill Sewage, Eddie Skcppstrom and “Butch" Stehman. The Alpha Epsilon chapter had the extreme pleasure of having Brother ”Artie” Jens, A. E. ‘04 for lunch Friday, March 16, after his talk on Life Insurance. Brother Bob Von Dyke is now working with a downtown low 01“- llce and brother Johnny liufschmidt is working" with the (iWA in Mll- waukee. DELTA. TAU DELTA The first round of the ping~pong tournament is over end, being the victors, we are looking forward to meeting our next opponents. The team is practicing: hard and will be in even better shape for the next match. Brother l-Iorwood of Gamma Beta dropped in at the house last Tues- day evening and joined us in our meeting. The chapter hopes that he will call again soon and that he has set an example, for Home of the other alumni we haven‘t seen for some time. BETA Pill The new ping-pong table installed last Week, hon seen quite a bit of, service. The match in which Lyl'ord of Triangle and Wittekindt partici- pated, was quite humorous to watch. The billiard tournament vnos en— tered the semi—finals and some good Page Three games are promised. Brother Stew one may do big: things, even if he is little. We offer our congratulations to brother Morrison on his being: pledged by Salamander, honorary fire protection engineering fraterni- .y. Alpha chapter will present their Black and Gold dance at the Lake Shore Athletic Club on March 31. Music will be furnished by George Devron’s orchestra. TRHANGLE Last Friday evening, the newly elected chapter of Triangle, Kappa Phi Gamma, entertained the Armour chapter at their house on {he North- western campus. Last week we won our first round in the ping-pong tournament by eliminating; Batu Psi. Our next games are with Theta Xi. SlGMA ALPHA MU A house party, which was attend— ed by the entire chapter as well as several alumni, was held a week ago last Saturday. Last Sunday, at a stag get—togeth- er, it was decided that blackjack should never be played with a pin- ochle deck. This decision was reach- ed after 30 minutes: playing and it is thought that the discovery will revolutionize the pastime. “HO DELTA RHO Rho Doltu Rho takes pleasure in announcing the pledging of the fol- lowing men: A. Madclowitz, M. E., ’36 M. Holland, E, E., '36 The alumni and active chapters will hold a joint meeting March 29. A. Raymond Kati, the noted artist, will be the guest of the evening. He will give a short talk on Hebrew Art. 65 a: sensible Feelings: ll): rents (5 w v , ”3?... “’" a mmgloiighe encore the their? or?