Tuesday, March l3, l934 ‘l'llh Sll'lillill’l fillfilllil. We're feeling poetic today so we’re (editorial we} going to start the ball rolling with a poem that we didn’t write. [Cases are blooming 2‘71. l’iecm‘dy; Violets also there bloom! But the scent that is swwlcsl 0/ all those that greet us Is the scent. of l‘inkufi’ perfume] 1" ll: 0 And whether Doc Pinlms thinks the poem smells too much, or wheth- er he thinks it doesn’t smell enough, at any rate the Complaint Depar‘o ment is fourth entrance Chopin. The line forms to the right! fl 3‘ We hear that Slam Bernstein’s wholes-lie work (.9 ?) has dropped u lot since he caught his girl friend saying “goodbye" to a. follow the same night she refused the back» stroke artial’s own dale. 1’ ‘4' SH) DUSELLL lawman a swell way to get warts off fingers. “Junk spill nitric acid on the fingers and catch the fingers on the link bounce." Alwnye works! ’r m #4 The slew scholar of the junior E. Efs i3 slipping, as evidenced by the bright red writing on VARONE’s papers. ’1 it at: We wonder if there is any con» nection between the presence of a “ham drink" truck outside the school and RAY PETERSON gen- erating all of one B. P. a little lat- erl I But we thought you were u teototalior, Ray. .l 2:. 15* The Salli/[tier Jackass got the Wanderlust again and now reposoa serenely but uncei'tuinly on Millie» bosom, Ho hum, Jackass, Jackass, who got the Jackass? Villa’s i .,. ., GEORGII'.‘ SCI-1191601316 remarked in German class (Aufgrabo XX)~~~ “lch gehe dumb ulna Fenner.” llul the stuilcnln junl, wouldn’t licnr of it, insisting; that (leorxre tell them more stories about Heidelberg in» stead! »» MATRKMONXAL BUREAU AND ADVlCE TO THE LOVEWORN. CONSOLiDATED— Dear Love Doctor: I have a girl named Peggy. I am very much in- fatuated with her, but when I took her to the Junior Prom, she met all the other Junior E. Efs, Now when» ever I see her, she’s always asking about them, and isn’t interesstvd in me? What shall i do? x (Signed) Larry (Red) C. Dear Larry: The only thing you can do is take her to the Junior Prom again next year—fir maybe you’d prefer to make a little ready cash by holding a raffle with the winner Winning- her fever (s)-~or maybe you'd better puss her on to Chuck Handler for a few weeks, in which case you‘d be having: her eating out of your hand pretty soon. 5 Love Adviser. Baal! Love Editor: My girl won’t go out with me, but always says She is going; with Alice. What shall l 60? (Signed) Ed. B. Dear Ed. B. Take out Alice, then your girl can’t go out with Alice, and then you can take out your girl, if you still want to. But don’t! 3 Do your juice reports in: stead. Love Adviser. Dear Matrimonial Bureau: A booful, young rich Widow whom I saved from drowning, wishes to mar— ry me. But i don’t wanna. What shall I do? (Signed) l Don’t Wannm. Dear l Don’t Wanna: Do notlr ing. Just give us her address; we’ll do the rest. Love Adviser. This bureau is run for the benefit of Armour students. Don’t hesitate to wrileAulso your sisters. Any questions will be accepled for solu— tion if dropped in the News Box and not in the drinking fountain. And if you want. to answer your own ques» stone, that’s 0. K. with us, too. firuelenrs Busy with Work Under FEHRA. (Continued from page 1) them. One student lH cleaning: and repairing all the ("uses in the labora- tory and another worker is assisting in the radio departn‘ient by assemb— ling and checkingr equipment. Later the men will collect and organize data and inl'ornmtion concerning the new type of Physics Examina- tions r ..ntly adopted, Eight Work in M. E. Departmenl In the Department 01' Mechanical Engineering, under Pi‘ol'osFor Geh— hardt, eight men are employed. One man is making: a survey of the light- ing distribution in all the buildings, determining the number of lamps and total illuminating: wattage used in the Institute, Two men. under Professor Roeseh. are determining flywheel constants for airplane, au‘w» mobiles, and stationary engines, and for flywheels on various engines in the automotive laboratory. A collection of sprinkler heads in the oilice of Professor J. B. Finnegan, head of the Department of Fire Pro- tecticm Engineering, is being mounted in a more Suitable manner for display. The group has consider» able historic interest. Prepare Plan of Mission Several men are working" on ath- letics under Professor Schommer. Two architects are preparing draw~ inge of the MESSion Building, a pro- ject long desired. An accurate check is kept on the hours of work done by Institute employees, and an account is made to the government. A time card is kept by each employee and one member of every group of work- ers acts as timekeeper for his group. The funds for paying the workers will be lraneferrcd by the govern- ment to Armour Institute and the men will be paid by Armour. it is ex- ported that the employees will be ARMOUR TECH NEWS Am Melee ll fillmilrerrizllly lilollee E l‘rof. liol’n‘ieerzter does not appreciate the use of niggers in his modding When he dis— uovmwl (Ihiuppe being used as one he ('xrlaimwl, “Vot. in Hue 'l! ,"#—, ., do you call this? Mass production?" The highest award in the l'urm of i'ncntions were given to Sechota, Davidson and recent judgment of a clay modeling- prob- lem. The Thursday clam showed up the Monday class by receiving three first mentions, Johnson, Gerhardt, and Marbefg getting them. it seems class. Benya in 21 Last minute news-~ Stew finally became a mnnv’hi- hud his twenty-first birth~ day last week. Flush—— Lemmero threatened to be kicked out of school by Way/her. Flushrfi Fresh are Hey! The men who were ‘mom’lowed' in Prof. Krchbielk lust life judgment. are certainly worth mentioning home. They are: Addis, Allen, Buchhauser, Chiappe, Davidson, Faro, Fromman, Granger, Johnson, Kossulh, Kvepil, Lieberman. Mayiield, l’echota, Schwul), Slavitt, Sohel, and Sumner. An csquisse esquisse of the “Au- thor‘s Summer Residence" was pre- sented to the sophs in preparation for the final rondu March 20. The juniors are very cautiously studying; their in order to make this project count, To Whom it Moy Ct'mrer‘rl.~—~-BF. WARl‘l—vkefi‘ain from further Lacy lies such as hiding coats and shoesll imagine a man‘s plight should he fell aleepl Once more, than, lhut'll be the end. . . . Snooping: Granger working hard (7?). residences Sam. paid every two weeks at the custom- ary rate of the institute, forty (:0an an hour. the party Very enjoyable. TREANGLE f Triangle taker: pie-(mum m an»; nouncing the formal initiation ol‘ thoi following men: l Robert Freeman, l". r. 52,, no. ‘ Louis» Kraft, p;_ it, 7-37. llioberl. lnmdhcrg. Uh. l1. ’37. John Penn, 3%., ’17. lloberl. Schmidt, M. It, ’36. Edward Thompson, (1h. FL, '35, After the initiation a banquet was held at which the speakers: were brothers llenry Penn, Illinois “024"; .1. Warren McCali'rey, Armour “22$“; and Victor Etem, lVllllI‘ll.‘.R()l.:l “26", Donald Fetter-man “ill" who is working for 'l‘rnnsl'ormer Corpora- tion of America has moved into the house, As hall been the custom, the in» iliutes held their dance. The housi- was appropriately decorated, and an enjoyable evening: was spent by those present. PHI ll’l Pill Gamma Chapter of Phi Pi l’hi, takes great pleasure in aniwuncimr the formal initiation of the following; men: ii. C. Trzyne, '35, R. 0. Werner, ’36. C. S. Sramuk, ’86. The follows in the house are strum l procuring fur thi- intm-l'l umr‘ly Page Three A imlm (lam-v, and supper is l;(,§l‘.(3(l~ ‘ ulwl for March 17, and It may prove ternily ping: pong mutehw. The , in be the heel, Miu'ntlt'd this year. “llnimd Robin" tournan’uent in Lhe l President Leonard Marcus has my house is windinp; up to a fininh 21 l'lm' i pounced plans: for the installation of .‘wvmill lam: weeks of playing. a ping: (011;: table. A general house— _.,...., >777 ~ ‘ ripening is to begin next Saturday. new. r5}; ‘ ~~~~~~~~~~ The pool tournament which was drawn up last week, is; beginning to Show promise ol' bringing to light HUVl'lt’ real talent. Three point Searl managed to come through his; lll‘.".l. match with flying colors. The Motlu (Tluh held a meeting at the house last Tuesday afternoon. it. was well attended. We would like to tuko the opportunity to thank the mothers for the work that they have been doing. The Alpha Chi Sigma smoker, last Wednesday evening, was elimuxeil with a four car collision in Front of the house. Nothing: serious, in lim- ol‘ injuries, but a couple of cum look a trip to the, junk yard. it has been recommem‘led thut a special bed he installed in the llorm l'or Vl/il.i.el