4 l Tuesday, February 27, l934 Novel Prize 013:4?)er Michigan Tech Shades One of the most coveted prizes at the Michigan College of Mining: and Technology is the highly acclaimed Custard Pie, given by the Tech Lode “for due recognition of meritorious service, for outstanding intellectual achievement, and for utterances of truly prodigous nature." One of the candidates for this laurel is a copd, who upon visiting a locomotive plant, described the com struction of a coal eating, lire emil.» ting monster to a friend. “You pour a lot of sand into a lot of boxes, and you throw old stove lids and things into a furnace, and then you empty the molt/en stream into a hole in the sand, and every- body yells and swears. Then you pour it out, and lot it cool and pound it, and than you put it in a thing that home. holes in it. Then you screw it together, and paint it, and put steam in it, and they take it to a drafting room and make a bluo print of it, But one thing,r l forgot—~the‘: have to make a boiler. One man gets inside and one man remains outside. and they pound frightfully; and tiny tie it to the other thing, and you‘ ought to see it gol” ARMOUR TECH NEWS @Tll‘fiER FRESSEg ‘1 Bagghgfigfimig Recwmflf 4piucc second and third in the scoring 4 Wayne Uni- . c olumn. varsity 33 fichommor flinch ,, Th. no i ndr dth n iv1r. r 1‘ ° 4 , . . , $70155? fifl @fflimozlo 4 Markorlavairl’: bineh will] b: c21;:1':t:d fair 3934 fiwmwlfid: 53 P" Cm” °‘ Fm" “mm MM“ 4 M'Ch'ga“ mate _ ‘in 1935, and the members of the ~—— 4 A weak “Dim i“ the Loumfi' ploy; .walm 32 Professor John J.—Schorhmcr who4 Mark Twain Association hope to raisol The records of the basket ball was the sinking; 01: ”W “99 thrown. fii‘moul g: , ’ $200,000 to endow a chair of Humor campaign have been compiled and are only 58 P” cont 0‘ ”‘0 attempts he- 4 ”mum referees Blg Ten conference footlull in honor of that event. 4prescntod for the 1934 season. There, 4 ing SUCCGHSWL In this department 44 D games as a sideline, SPOKE ‘90 the A chair of Humor at a college nat- 4 were 8 wins and ii losses along with Warner led With 74 I)" C070“ and 4 At: Paul ‘13 Athletic Officials Association at a 4 urally brings up the question: Do on a victory over the alumni. ll-‘Uk'ds W35 second With 73 {40" 00ml imour » 1 meeting held at the Atlantic Hotel 4 dergraduates have any? And if not. Gene Hoike, freshman, was the "1'4 the attempts‘converted. 4A- , Tam] last Tuesday. can humor be injected into those who high point man with 121 points. Ray T4“? dubious “on“? ”f Cl‘mmltllllfl 4 ”no“, """" have no big empty spaces to receive 4 Pflum and Al Lauchinkis scored :2 4 ”‘0 greatest numbers 01' personals Opponents """ The subject Of his talk was “Prob it‘! Then again, what is humor? And 4 116 and ill poin )spectively 4 fall-‘5 to A] Laudlii‘kls With ”4 total 0f lcms of Olficuitmg,’ With which hm who is going to define it? There’sl - 447. The 113 fouls by Dollonmuicr4 Player ”'3 4"" well acquainted hecausc “f 4m“ 4 the rub. In spite of philosophers, cu~4 Clams that we have no humor we m- 4 merits 58mm Place i“ ”“5 ClaSSlfi“4 Heike """" 40 4muny years 9f EXPOF'W'W “5 on “'4 suyists, and learned professors a gard it as if he had said we started WHO” 4pfl‘m‘ (Capt) 4 4 . . 4 4 Lauchiskls 4ficia1. lie delved into the treatment 4 satisfactory definition of humor is‘ the World War. You can tell 2: man 0f 0516315 by coaches, “1 WhiCh he 4 yet to be found, The subject has been4 that he isn’t clever at tross~word seam," gummmy Christoph said that in many cases ii was good, studied, discussed, analyzed andl puzzled, that hc's not a panicularly Armour 50 George Dolienmhire 1"“ in a few, it “mid have 1'80" be“ fought over but never adequately ex. {mod golfer or gifted as a singer and 4 Williams 35 4 Warner ' ' ' tcr. He also spoke of the oficinls' plained. he probably will remain culin, cool 4 Armour 2’7 Chicago 22 4 Lukas 4 problem ‘If handling themselves ho~ One man’s humor is another man’s and collected. But if you tell him 4 North Central 32 Armour 26 4 MG” ---- 4forc a large CrOWd without inciting 4 despair. Who is to set the standard? that he lacks a gene-:0 of humor ~_. Armour 30 Alumni 29 Rummel idiopleasure, and 094 ”“3 W318 ‘40 b3 The radio gagster? The comic strip .iomehow that statement seems just4Armour 43 (Iliicafl‘l ‘Srumelt 4combated in the teachings of individ- artists of the wow-zowioham $01,001? a 4m too much for any man to D134 Normal 28 4 Donne . 0 mils who sacrifice anything t0 win. 401' can a faculty member infallibly4 up with. Perhaps a Chair of Humor l North Central 40 Armour 24 4l‘iaucnuucr ' 0 There were many coaches and 0m» l determine the gclustic value? Humor may help to remedy all this. 4 Do Paul 43 Armour 3f) 4 LEVY ----- 0 46315 present, bESideS the mombzrs 0I is probably in the our of the listener The orcupanl. of a Chair of Humor Almustana 43 Armour 29 4 0130“ ------- (4 ‘the Athletic Officials Association as beauty is said to be in the cyo 4 at the average American university Whoaton ’14 Armour 40 Tom“ ~~~~~~ 221 Coach Kroil‘t. who is a member of 4 of the beholder. 4 would very likely find it a hot seat. 4 Armour 39 George . 4 Opponents’ Hills association, was largely rc~‘pon~ Deep down in all of us is a rcalizw, For it is much easier to endow such 4 Williams 344 Totals ,. ~ ~210 siblc for acquiring Professor Schom- 4 Lion that a sense of humor is a vuluA 4 u chair than to endow its occupant. 4 Armour 35 MiChigan State 4 4 mar us a speaker for thin occasion. uble possession. For if anyone (la-4 Christian Science Monitor. 4. 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