Tuesday, May 29, 1934 ARMOUR TECH NEWS Page Three
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These were contributed by stu~
dents at Los Angeles junior college:
Four methods of locomotion for an
animal are backward, forward, side—
ways and up and down; the three
parts of the small intestine are duod-
enum, Illeum and Odyssey; the
solar system is a way of teaching
singing; a single tax was a tax
levied by the Italian government on
all men that were single; :1 down bed
is a bed on the floor; worry means
to tear and mangle with the teeth;
imports are harbors that are inland;
and skyscrapers are big telescopes.

This spring. Hal Kemp and his
musicians have played at the promo
of Michigan, Wisconsin, Indiana, ll:
linois, Iowa, Ohio and Purdue uni-

vanities.

 

It is figured that it would take
one person ninety-two years to com-
plete all the courses offered at the
University of Wisconsin.

“Time on My Hands" was: the theme
song of the Indiana university track
team when it returned from the re-
cent Perm Relays with a loot of
twelve wrist watches.

 

An inquiry made at Harvard uni-
versity reveals that the average
student carries 22 cents on his per—
son. The average at Miami univer-
sity is six cents.

 

According to 9. survey made by
the Carnegie Tartan, sophomores cut
more classes than any other group of
students.

 

For quite some time the instruc—
tors at Middlehury college were puz—
zled by the manner in which coeds
ended the morning hymn. Now the
secret in out. Everything is explain-
ed by the pronunciation of the last
word: Ali-Mon!

An instructor of biology at La:
Salle college demonstrated one of
his lectures by exhibiting the skull
of one of our early ancestors, at the
same time impressing the students
by stating" that it was the skull of
a chimpanzee, and a rare specimen.

“There are only two in the country,

possessing those peculiar character»
istics,” he explained, “one is in the
National Museum and l have the
other.”

it has been estimated that: more
than $10,000 is paid out annually
to honorary campus organizations
by students at Washington univer‘
sity.

The University of Chicago permits
students in the humanities curricu—
lum to bring: with them to final ex-
aminations any texts, notebooks or
reference material they choose. The
theory seems to he that unless the
student knows something of the
course he can not “crib” enough in
the allotted time to raise his grade
much.

In speaking of the 1934 graduates
of American colleges and univer-

sities, the University of Oregon
Daily terms them “Depression
Babies.”

 

While excavating for a new pow—
er house on the University 01' Waslh
ington campus, contractors uncoverv
-ed a rich vein of coal.

.The committee in charge of the
freshman military ball at the Univer-
sity of Minnesota plans to attach
dance tickets to the necks of five
white mice which will be released at
strategic points on the campus.

 

Coeds at Duke university com-
plained of the tabla manners and ac—
tions of student waiters, among them
three of the South’s leading gridl—
men. Duke varsity foothal‘l player-5
immediately led a large group of
mean stutiemts. in a. boycott, refusing
to speak or dance with the critical
coeds.

 

It is interesting to note that the
Indiana university fieldhouse contains
700 tons of steel, 40 doors, and 3,960
window panes. The structure is 300
feet long, 200 feet wide, and ’IGV2
feet in height. During the month of
June it is three inches longer than in
December due to heat expansion.

Corsages have been taboo at the
annual junior prom at the University
of Southern [California for severe.
yea” L . _

 

 

 

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THETA Xi
A farewell dance is to be held at
the chapter house on Saturday,
June 2, in honor of the graduating,r
seniors. We are planning to make
the dance a large affair and give
the seniors a good send-oil.

The baseball team continued its
winning streak by slugging out a
21-10 win over the Delts. The final
game for the championship is with
Phi Pi Phi.

Pill Pl Pill
The house is begnnimr prepara-
tions for graduation. Donald C.

Suhr has been appointed bibliog—
ropher of the house and has al—
ready begun his work. Social chair-
man Robert Samuels, has made the
finals for the senior Farewell Party,
to be held at the River Forest Coum
try Club on June 5.

The golf team met Beta. Psi and
was victorious by the score of 3-0.
The team is now anticipating the

next match w .h Delta Tau Delta.

  

 

 

The last meeting of B'etn chapter
of Beta Psi for this semester was
held Tuesday evening, May 22. At
that time, our president reappoint-
ed all of this year's managers of
teams for the coming year, with the
exception of brother Bristol. Broth
er Semi was appointed manager
of the track team in his place. Stev-

ens was appointed manager for

Stunt day.
The tennis team last week, den
now look»

footed Phi Pi 3-0, and is
ing forward to the semi-final
matches with Phi Kappa Sigma.
There seems to be sure evidence
that our billiard tournament will be
over before the end of school.
Brother Bristol recently took a
stronger foothold upon the title
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Pl—ll KAPPA SlC‘aMA

With Ted Weems providing" the
syncopetion and the Empire Room
of the Palmer House lending its at—
mosphere, Phi Kap couples had n
most enjoyable time last Friday
night. This dance was the last dance
for Don Jacobson, Carl Sachs, and
Ronald Dnbsou who will graduate
this semester.

At present lhe tennis tournament
is the main toll: in the house. The
Phi Kup team successfully came
through the first bracket by defeat-
ing the Delts 3-0. The follows are to
play Beta Phi in the semi-finals and

 

we all wish them good luck.

   

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Luckies are alvmys in all—ways kind to your
throat. For every Lucky is made of the choic—
est of ripe, mellow Turkish and domestic
toliaccos~ and only the clean center leaves—
they cost morc——thcy taste better. Then, “It’s
toantcd”—lor throat protection. And every

Last Friday on election 01' officers
by both the active and alumni chap-
ters was held at the house. The fol-
lowing; men were elected to offices
in the active chapter: president, Al~
bcrt Rootberg; vice-president, Jos—

chairman, Morton Z. Fincmzm. The
men receiving- olfices in the alumni
chapter were: president, Maurice
Krausman; secretary, Sol Garfield;
and social chairman, William Olef—
sky.

 

 

             

 

in the profession.

 

DENTlS'l‘ltY

a profession which
is not crowded
otters unusual opportunities for a career to the student inter-

ested in a profession of recognized importance in preventive
medicine and general health service.

The University of lllinois College of Dentistry presents a
superior course designed to prepare its graduates to be leaders

Write for circular
Frederick ll. Noyes, Donn
Depurtment l, 1838 W. Harrison Fltrecl

Chicago

 

 

“lilo toasted”
Winches are aflways kind to your throat

 

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Lucky is made so round,
fully packed—no loose ends.
Luclcies “keep in c0ndition“—Why you’ll
find Luckics do not dry out, an impar/tml
paint to army ”no/leer. Luckics are always in
film kind to your throat.

 

 

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