Page Two r i ' Airli’iuur {will Malia Student Publication ml the ARMOUR lNS‘E'E'l‘UTE-Z 0F TECHNOLOfi‘l’ CHECACO, iLLlNOlS nillilixhnrl Weekly lli.ri g the (‘nillegze Year mill» l‘w Year Single ('opica, ill ill-nth laaclil MANAGiNG BUARB ...E(lwll'l N. Searl l‘jdlLt‘ilVillri‘lllt‘f ......... Managing Editor ..... lard D, ArmSibury Spam Editor ...................... William 8. Alicia “mu 5, Manugcr ............... .,l(obert J. Whit}: Walter Hendricks l'urii‘ly .‘ridvrnrm ............. «I “illuini \l. Culvert l Eldon C. liraflon EDETORIAL DLPARTMENT ........................ L. .l. Beckman .l“. D, Cotterman, NE‘,\\"- Milton. finalstunt». . .. . K. R Johnson, K. S. harcl’ici‘, Copy l‘.(l|ltll'. . _ , ...................... O. I" lfi'cilinger Avir‘taiil, . ...... ll. S. Nacliman Proof Editor. . ........................ .1. F. Ilumiston Foatiiri l‘Iditui’s ............ 43, ll. lrislol, El. Levin -\ an!” . . , ..... I. M, Addis, J. K. Murrismi lu‘ditm l Writer“ ...Brockway McMillan, G, W. “' (‘Kiliiriinwl . ,. ........... . . Stall l’liiitogl‘ziiihei‘ .................... ., ‘ News ltrimi'lvm ........................ .l. .l .l limidera, A. . Dr .l, (J. L. lmfi’ll. S. L. Emlei“. E. W. linustrmn. M. l-‘inemzin. J. (illlzindak. W. ,, (ial'l'fl. ii. A, (leci‘aorts, J. A, Grail, W. S liar . l". l). lloli‘ei'i. 8. VJ. Johnson, ll. F. Kaccl. R, ll Krizilie, W, l“. Krarmtir, V. .l. Kropf, .l. Land, .l. llalliirvt . l9. Le con, N. McGuonc, D. J. Neal, 1. A Pen-Hon. \, .l, Rugnn. M. B, Stevens, R, j. Stevens. ll. (. Tii'nlwi‘lnkc, l.. l’, Werlcin. and U. Zwlhfilel". Assistant Sports Editor .................. E. F. l‘xiczcra Sports: Repoiicm ...................... I“, L. Frnizer. J. Hubert, M. llollurid, .l. . 'l‘onim, EUSlNESS Mill’ARTMENT 0, Luz-am . Circulation Mariano!" ...... .. . . .. ,. .F. W. SCl’ll’flZt‘ll. Advertiring Manager. . . . . ......... R. H. Hcdin Business Aguistuuil ............. l3. 1“. Dudley, E, Simck, I“. A. Wertzler, Vol Xlll MAY 8. “934 NO. l3 Preview illlllllil‘ Week is lll‘Y‘(‘ again and, to we a vmm out exnresslmi in a Split Whei‘c ii really Llfl’ ' til. it’s bigger and licller than ever. The several new features of this yetui"‘.~n carnival \l‘cek zire Such that it wuild take ll lllllllll t'zlkir‘u sieve 'lh (laughter (ll least a week and scwii days to fif‘ll‘t’l the event with the greatest liyst:liuleinumwii, Mir example. the two ll}illé‘l‘ {‘llle‘AfiN. whu ill the pill-«l have enjoyed the iron” mph llltél‘i {rum thr- sidelii’ieu, will upon the fer-ti morning! :ii o’clock eight, loot diameter push hall. 'ilies illiimlziy L eleven mall real i m: all ‘ ’l‘heis. {iii open house night any >ll"?l}€ mirrm iii~g:iiii:-‘iii muslin: on one, of the high arc-h ~ in 1hr f1} n'illllzw'llln’l will see Arn‘iourk -.,’ ' getting their tired fed to the muxir m :i poiizilui' ilallt’l‘ ClYCl’lt‘filJ'll. tors Mil" Again. the lit’l‘il.‘r),il’llllh \‘i‘llll'l/l laud , l’flllli‘h‘l ln-t‘ii‘een three or tum“ Hf our hes: The Mars can slill llzn'c tli s1 :‘uu‘uie for the ‘dVl'ElY'ilS to the two liexl mnliiiiir li‘élt‘ltllll‘ll hut rioii—lcflermcii can mmpetc z men in roini'iete. / ll’ls‘l'llSi'l\i“ {fur a couple of awards of il’ieir min Forty mi“ lllll_\' men should respond in this (illlklflmr Zilliili Arid xiiil muslin. \‘t'etlnesiluy morning? hr l‘urilllynsriiiur lizlscliall match. should . 21.): attendance ‘ ‘ any ill tlw \weli ~- 2 raw/iii for thin lilivious, Flt addition lo these new L'\‘(éh'l>~, we haw llie‘ ll‘élilllln'iz‘il home, concert, inierlralvrniiy viraux elm iiglisesiiit. and Junior l’rom. the inlei» f iiilei'clziss. and intramural and fl‘eMli ili‘r» '; the \‘nraity baseball game. zillil thv ire ' ’,lll’l YllSll. Vina. liawliull m , .‘lw’zt. . men: you are in see Armour 2i! (Hu- 1;: the i'i \\' times during: ll’ltf your whrii llll‘l‘l is. a true cmlleu‘c litinosplierc. To ihosw who have ll‘. \\ unliwntri.‘ {arm ioiix Junior Week programs: you. to we more intensified and eiilill'.z,iil'l l}: To the, Junior Maia i mn‘iiniu with tlir Saint‘- origiiiziliiy .zism lhal you lizivr llilifll‘dytfll l » reef)? our cliriu’ralulutmnu for 2: task we t‘l’fl‘, "l‘l’lzinlw" lot" zlll citiofvlilil iyrzim than ever liel’iii‘e. mill rill and our ‘ U the lnxiitute in lull operation. We, Wl5~l1 all PUI‘SUHS inter- ested in pay a \‘in’it to Armour Tech on that. flight, Another thing, the, Armour l‘layl-ry are presenting: their . iirxt l‘Vx‘iian; performance and we want yiiu and your If you dun’t uii'cady know. the play “Tim l’i‘uiimnrwrs”. and it will he a gab to lie llicrr. to lH‘ gil‘t'xt’nil‘ll is »\\(‘li Sl‘HYVl', lwt’x' we you guys ill, liotli oi" the meniornblc occasions. w i- . Active: lmuk llk‘l't‘, this: (willie 1&5.le like lflUtl. P‘lcilgxc: Sure. it. was ground Lliis morning. lmtk have Some unm‘ri l’ale‘.’ No, 2}. glam; Will (in. ,t o m Mr mils "my tiny Iirr. li'rrn as long (13‘ The (i5ng7ll'rl' nix Mir}; 11m. .‘l. J l Willll a lile. Do you want a ism-l inn-'3 li’l. : l‘:. l‘: : M. 141.: Now, I only want to lioi'mw it, » 4 i lliilic'izin to prize figrhler: “l'uii'll only have to wear them- whcn you work.” She: Wlirrc lr cvcryonr running to? lie: To church, She: Why‘! Ele: 'l‘lie irem'riii i1; cunfrgsmir lili‘i :iHl‘l My end drawx nezii', amid thc v-"ieiitlei 215i liir‘ opponent lwni him double. '4: k i Alix-r the {game ll’l over, After the shouting 11% done. The duke that, grates; on l'Ul’ iv; the girl who Hziyh‘. “Win; won?" llut lair worm» i~ the \k'3Rt‘ l’d kill him l'tii‘ llir in). When l t~'ll liziii l'vc had ii haircut l’iiiim Mil mid Says. ” ‘vmrh tine?" i Mlml Your Thumb, Ma'um A iimi’i W1 ' yiisimnyg his Wife. Elk ml men ouglii l0 on pl'fljiwl“ iiccu: ()l‘lh. F/laii: ”Ellie’s 1£'\ womanly a woman zi- cwi' Was. But she» ran hummer mills like lighti’iimL" l/lslt’nlnfi Fricrnl: “That‘s rcniarlcuhie." “3: Sir. you lmiiw lightning; \lflllé‘.“ {wit-r in [luv ~i-lmi‘ plat-e. "You remind lllt‘ «if the: “‘v‘i'ild. iriiiiziiilir. reultes _ . “Nu, you Jll‘vl make me “Hill," i lisiiilliiui: m, iiiiiiluiiic, in We ha ‘ out i I}; ll ‘ lily in “ii . of em rg'cn. . Niallumc‘ “l we» onieihing lll'li’ :5. luriioiiu.” ll liialic » 1).” v A man Willlillli' alum: a country IUJ’ril found a Sentrhv min: [M‘l‘lllvll upon a ‘lflnhihl Whli'l’i ii» the imriiiilioii, “'l' .. will mike you to Hi Vi . "‘i‘i'liul are you up [here for?" union: the i am, “Wt ll, l’ve been rittin’ u}: l’lk‘li‘ l'm i'mv hours, an l’m V i, uwtidriin' when it xiai' r. .- i 7, lie“: "5 laid to fire the ‘ueri'ct/aiy l l’iil"-"l Ll'iiH morniniz. “llidii': .x‘lie have an}. vi; ‘ ‘ 7 .. Alum “None at all. l told hm :ii - drmn and Mlle lwil mound for a chziii'.” i, ,2 ii Well fell-(is. yours truly til ready lt-(i'i‘ui'll ui': filli‘!’ from rm Sleuth- secretary, but I am holding on". for mow. So long. ll. , each one, hazing a milizs‘loyie in tlir (ll‘VUlllllw i. of what is now one ol' ihe 0H,. éiillllll}: ritu- zlent :il'gziiiimi . “The {omani . ' lo lie lireseiiiwl Friday night it; by far the biggnst prozluctuii’: the :1 Vmour Play 5‘ hall! vct undertaken. l’rior lo lhix lime ihe Players have limited llwms plum; Slim ”4) "The Rtirmencew” noweiei' tail to grim: their play its well earn . Semimii the, l’lziyci".< llllW’ elected to preach: it at an (Mining iii one act, mil lixraemlilicu. produced at. 'r much m any other ()l”}[‘ of an idiot iir standriattcr liut. (iiuilatim’iu from the writiniru ol‘ prniiiincnt, Mluriiioi's and u"i“'iila ll. isilivleiiliiu l Theme Ntlnif for exziiiiinutiun W(‘(,‘l(, l Rug‘g‘i'lfll‘ll by H roiiiwliutors: l “Oi/er Somebody ,~ Shoulder,“ Vi'l‘hu Minnesota Del . ‘ l’ui'due univemity l‘amsliy n’u‘lhvl lion. vent their repressed zinger aroused liy indolent niipilx by whl. l lug; pinuiuinc: lmllki ucros a minia- “ a strung-c l building" lure lemma rour room iil' ilie their. Rockwell Kent. titiled illtlnlmmr and nuil’ioi‘, has been at ‘lll”('ll in il- lllfwll‘lllo, Hie liliill (iliiu Stali- univer— siiy yczirliook, 'l‘hc Miiliiu, which the ll‘iirlccye SLLNll'llL}? lielicve Wall hr l,l’l(‘ (l outulunding y ‘irlimilt in l.ll(‘ l7 Stiilcri this year. ii in“ mum pruremm hm. figured out that il com: a aiudmii one diml— What lur {in «wow class he mum. nlooul alleuping in am? A Wrirewster. M; , Tl’llllliil‘fill‘l‘ hm given 9650,0th tn Harvard LUlVi‘T— .Lilly to ilir- usied in the study of .. 6th iiiiinllllion milrs. from the earth, The Harvard -it,iulerit.:» wrtainli :li'c- mulling l’Ill‘v n'miicv w. u long: mm Ap,n'ri,rimult'ly my ’NI/ll‘f{ {if ml» mil-«1 m‘mrwl (in (u i7, (ll/mm mum. healer tulle i diam: (”71er At‘i'tll’llll’lv: to the Mzuigueiw llziily. that, szcliool has: rulniited a new HHL’Z . lie l’iy; Went. to li/lliriiiiriilu mp " l'llH According to the (ll‘lH'fi't‘lUi/Vn lloyu,. n rem-iii, l‘ueiilly oil-nir held at l \ 'l‘v'orth llalmtii .wvei‘ul utillctie clinic of one of the Dl‘tll't". )ll'fl throwing comes! with a helix/w ni_ fifty feet, A levy minul ., hi-r limbund ('iiliturcd llic (lush? Ad till i w ‘Jmit a rolling will ' it: would will: 503 years in cowl Diem every coursz now offered all ‘la‘icz univ-crsiky, it 'nafi been (2321“ malted, liiiw '.: ‘i SF‘PHllnlx‘i lii‘ouirlii. hack to life 5) (log (loud Six; minutes. l Ailcmp ' m llli'ritily Leopold. 2e reiitly crowned King of lirlgiui» . in 21 (‘tll‘l‘Olll events llllll’. zit ihe ('olleii'e oi; the Pacific rrx‘i lterl in ai’ 'eix Hing— iniz .i'oni a (li'l’lnzlll rduriilur ‘m one of the Slayer.» (if ‘ ('hu-zico iioy. Mi filii‘l‘lal {ind dcpnrlniental tit-w. ubnliaheil 1:1 {5.1 l’auw imi- liiiiiuii (’llill'lll‘ haw have l7 wr: ity and u . \ llul'l') millstitiilmi Hi tlieii lllfiil‘, ’1‘!” z'iis.vp,».is,,. .4 pm. ll. “:1V>‘tilrlli£lg; fund" whim lliy (isummriim :mm su-rm‘nu/ 9n. ldrnix. The films ”7’5: imm mu ('wfl' to u dollar. ilepmhlim} I’]lu»1 Hu‘ [)4 . H'nw/ of Mr uzrrrm-r, engineers. His conclusions zii'r, rm doubt. his own, lint they «lireclwl to lhllm‘ who l»)(‘{‘ l iiulil (llll’lllllt'fllltllbi, not to ”W, ‘Nith riv- sqicll tii rcrtziin iiiiiiicndos In hi. ('vlnliltjnlfi, l wiuli in slate thnt. one who lielicvcs in lsrndiml cvoliiluin. not sudden revolution. ix not, iieresu‘ «hill'lly uii olistrurlionigt. ii. i“, (tel)liardl,. r. lCditnr: llelu‘evn llie rudicalsa mid litil'l’lllt‘tl lies tl‘il, we”. nizms‘ ol' the l)!!l>[lll'. the DH) wives. \\‘li(i haw ulwiiyti domin- uh-d llie noiiiieul pl'isisea of .‘\\ll£‘1‘l(:fll‘l lit'c, ii dmiiination ruwily proved by 21 study of history. in thin progressive philosophy lies llK‘ ullri\V(’l’ to our educatioiuil prob— lem. 'l‘hiii, iirolllcni cannot. lic solved iinpzil ll‘ill l'OIlL‘l,lil7Hll‘l(‘>‘ r; M)(‘i€1l, noliliczil and eco- liy iiirn Nuch 1:54 the roiilriliutm' to’ llllH column in the issue (if Aiii'il '21. who run trll us nil about engineer» ing‘ education although his cliiel‘ nun l‘vii- one is; only in ('til‘iscl'vll'ip,‘ llir cnei'll'y (if over illc cardu. Nor can it be HUll/k‘ll liy men who nlilirlliilrly rel'i r'mmgzc, altl‘iiiiiizh I know mine of Llii. kind mniicrted with ‘lic liiulitute. Armour \i'itlioul, uilwiliulr l)\llllll(‘§€‘ twining offered {in undcrnnuri curriculum. Armour with u liuninL-ssi which tends to Nihjuu‘ate l('(l cou rue yiliil party. (if its: engineering educa- tion, and this. 1 lielicvc, is general Siiult’ill opinion, is not maintaining ll.‘ reputation. The utlhflil ‘ mug livid the happy medium it school is in continue, to function xiii it ha.u iii the past. A Siiidcnt. liditoi‘: As: with some individualiu, schools may ”()Hbfl‘rlsl modcsty to a fault. (iOI‘l’l‘ . Armour . iiurc tlic public ,y given with that, of other ilcl‘ioolu of llic Chicago area. and you will find that even the l1l1£ll schools are, better known. Too many Captains of In‘ in 1 mil lee‘ thumb wlille running" the , eligi— .l>. lupin in their 1)le :;('limil c.» iivvn (rily', You iiiigrlit my that Armour i: kiimiii in l‘llg’lnl’fl‘l'lllg lipids and sit while other "'Ull(‘i{t:~‘ with le q rapuhlc enginccrs urt- Iii-ginning to dominate, in the pill)- ilir iiiiiul. Why‘! BUK'RUM‘, they have. indented :iiodern business rncli'iodsi in l “iiuvv tiic way" for their gratluuteu. i It is common ltnt‘iwlcdg’c that. to- iluy the engineering: licld is becom- np: rriiwded through the aLc-zidily in— izrcziiiini: flux of graduate engineers This does not mcim tlial. tlici'c is no opportunity but it. does lmeuii that Competition in this field, 4% in so many branches of business, is becoming: lieemgr. hurl; in (‘m‘iz'ilu t k int-y l . tench yi-ar. Many of our prospective employ (‘IS will not even have heard of Ar~ niour, much less know of the high l utaiidai‘ds and the rigid training lfii‘lvi’ll its students unless something i is done about. it! i i What are, our “competitors" do- ii‘iir‘.’ One him merely to pick up I; ‘ daily minor to read of Purdue, Noti‘e i llama, M. l. Tlv-our prospective (2m- l iiloyers also rend about thcm. Selling ,~;ervicc,r is like selling mer— ‘cliiindiuewregardless of the quality, ‘ llu- hrst, udv iti \d product hag the lriiiil, sales mince. ll is expedn tent, to inform prospective employ- l ers- of engineers that Armour has a l Hupl'l‘llfl' “product." l ewsiiuiicrs would welcome any articles regarding Armour achieve- ments: as n matter of civic pride if Instance, the, publicity Relays by the: l nothing else. given the Armour i newspapers. ’l‘eid‘inleul journals also would find material for publication throng-h the experiments at. Armour. The Junior Week activities illus- lti'zited with a few pictures of the l “rush" wuuld he an opening wedge ' in any publication. Are we going: to stand idly by? A Sophomore. liven glass insulators heliave badly toward rele~ phone currents when humidity is high. This lia~: been provcli liv cxpci'i Laboratories. merits at Bell 'l‘clriihuxic When it’s humid, :i film at moisture forms on the glass. The mom: humid, the thicker the film “and the more electrical current escupcsl Inn Deviant factors governing amount ol leakage are the chemical iiiimrt; oi ihc glass, its shape and age. this amount “Hill. kind at dirt on its surface. "l‘lirough cxliaustivc studies, telephone men liliVC developed more cflicicn w will are Sfi’t‘lilllg ways Clo C t’ trims ill glues insulzi: r; to make i‘llcll‘i . l Writs. amnion to every detail of lit-ll Niall-iii Equipment l’CZlLlS to Cunstuntli' improving sci‘vigc, —. W—‘A-Mvrmw