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Student Publication of the
ARMOUR lNSTlTUTE OF TECHNOLOGY
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The trustees of Muskingum col-
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Tuesday, May l, “934

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MANAGlNG BOARD
Editor»in-chief ................ . ....... Edwin N. Sear}
Managing Editor. ..Riclio.rd l). Armsbury
Sports Editor. . .. . . . . . .William B. Ahern
Business Manager ................... . .Robert J. White

 
 

 

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Faculty Advisers .............. William W. Colvert
Eldon C. Grafton

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News Editor .................... . ....... L. .l. Beckman
Assistants .......... . . . . .F. D. Cotterman,
R. R. Johnson, K. S. Kercher.
Copy Editor.. ..................... .0. P. Freilinger
Assistant . ................. H. S. Nachman
Proof Editor .............. . . . . . . .J. F. Humiston
Feature Editors .............. C. R. Bristol, H. Levin
Assistants ............ I. M. Addls, J. K. Morrison
Editorial Writers . . .Brockway McMillan, G. W. Ormsby
Columnist .............................. Robert Bella
Staff Photographer . . ...... J. M. Band
News Reporters .................... B. Chase,

.l. J. Doudera, A. J. Drois, C. L. DuSell, S. L. Ender,
E. W. Eugstrom, M. Fineman, J. Galandak, W. J.

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‘ p star, before 3. Syracuse university 5“ 5' and Tad, ’IL'ION have been picked as
j A"”"””"8 14"qu f0?“ lile twelve hun—
Cleave to “The Slipstick"; let Al Collegiate Inglilulv, Stanford, ‘1’“: “"1“” RYERSON prize . . .
iflm’am'W” C)7llm“io, examinatiaml mmmlly had

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NAEESfi, and WIETKNC who were tin;-

fimt mount-cm of the sophomore clam;

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all the classrooms.
I have noticed that the mail to U. S. Senators has in—

creased to such a degree that each om- has boon instruct. to rule batter than a mention. They
ed to hire an additional secretary. Come on, you tempunl to “no i9 for “beverage" The Campuzs. student newspaper went to town with first mentions on
Techawks. write in. I'd like a new blonds, myself. Oh purmnmm. For twenty yearo the two ill- the College Of the City Of New it meant judgment, while the gram!
well, the Senators get all the breaks. . small reptiles, known to prawn! shn- York, is making arrangements With sum of twenty of their classmates

"l’ l *1 doulls as Bishop Cannon and Biobop ll fiSh dealer ‘0 99” bm’k issues 01' were awm'tlefi mentions, which, incl»
Wilson. have upheld temperance. ”5 paper to the merchant for WW)- dentally owe nothing to be missed:
pen»: for herrings.

alcohol to bump any one from being

 

”How much is this hat?”
“Fifteen dollars, sir.”

“Wh th h 1 In- all. Ami Ellen there was the junior
cm are e 095.

Sixty—two students at Queens uni-

Hwh h 1 q” . . . ———-—-~— who piped 01“...."will than ever
.. at oes. |vemxty. Kingsmon, Ontario, each “Resolved: We are becoming a. be a find menu-0n “fished am in
The holes for the ears of the Jackass who would, were lined two dollars for hazing race of lunatics" Wm the subject of me 7 7 1

pay that much for it." freshmen by rubbing rotten eggs and a recent freshman-sophomore debate

 

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Man 13 I) worm of the dllsl. He (tppmrs ml Illl’ (Wt/I‘ll! —— l l . - . . .

. , , , _ , erg. from to tum m their composition
for 1:18 b'rwf momnnl, ":19ng "round awhile and than :43de ff” (1 “WWW 7'" the first PW" l renderings now th h til
some chic/(1'7: gets im. son, a Mullen! (ll the University of‘ — ‘ ‘ ' ' H 0y ave no ‘

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outcome of the judgment! l l

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live, according in: the (lecinioin of Elm

judges in n “monk Univcmiky of

Dclawnlrc submitlcd a paper on
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The Colorado School of Mines has Michigan debate. A fiwoutoooiw vole IAISESIIIV 1132:: :ZgullllnvngEI/ggffg};

a ruling which prevents sophomores bll ill": 3mm“ “av” ““3 "“9“ debm- will be held next wcelcfi His sister
from paddling freshmen. “N In View“ “WW “I “am 05 “lo-Edy is now the proud owner of a brand
in comma-ding than. a woman’s charm new baby. Won’t be long before he.

Till the ends of our lingers are sure.
But some wise guy is sure to remark
“I‘ve heard that joke before."
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(lam, H. A. Geeraerts, J‘ A. Graf, W. S. Hamlin. ”Professor, would it be an insult if I said ‘jackass': ansmr college. says a professor at ”Him imvcrwly Willi heir slaw.
F. D. Hoffert, B. W. Johnson, L. F. Kacel, R. H. to 3’0“?” lLeliigli, warm loundml by n brewerl
Knabe, W. F. Kracmer, V. J. Kropf, 5!. Land, J. ”Of course.” lwlw WM trying ta wave that wannenl
Laskiewicz, F. Lesson, N. McGuonc, D. J. Neal, E. “And if 1 said ‘Professor’ to a jackass, would it be l really could be educated.

A. Peterson, A. J. Ragan, M. B. Stevens, R. (Lian ins‘flt?"

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Students of Olbcrlln college voted “th07”; degree

 

    

 

Zwissler. “Thank you very much, Professor.” 96 to 13 never to» light for the .
Assistant Sports Eoitor. . . . . . . .E. F. Mezem " *' " S. The otudcnls also were in favor of l
Sports Reporters .................. F. L, {figment So long fellows. l hope you enjoyed the omnact play the abolition of military training‘

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M. can? understand why he has to handloome arch goes M two-thirty
mice Eon/rims ln husbandry lo get 7m: eacln day and also a“ Saturdnyn? 9

The boys are still talking about

Pay phones have been taken out the fresh-mph brawl. It looks

J. Kubert, M. Holland, J. 0.Larson. and O. Tomci. 1 put On by the freshmen. You know, the one with thol schools and colleges and the disstri-i‘ of the dormitories at Columbia hen liko they are getting better every

 

 

 

w.._..._#___y,_._ ..... W name “The Romum'r of Dr Pun/x." ,bution of military training funds to 1 cause the students 1mm] Shawnee year. _ _ see you an M the Junie,
BUSlNESS DEPARTMENT ‘ R. H. lunemployed and needy students. . tips instead of nickels. Formal!

Circulation Manager .................. F. W. Schmidt} 7 0 7'"

Advertising Manager ..................... R. H. Hcdin ’5

Business Assistants ..................... E. F. Dudley,
E. Simck, F. A. Wertzlel‘.

 

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Four: Years or Forty?

This world is getting more and more compli-
cated every (lay. Take the matter of education.
for example. Years ago it was caisy: maybe you
learned to read and maybe you didn't; if you
did and were lucky, you got under the wing of(
some churchly scholar who taught you the;
Scriptures and mathematics and perhaps even in
troduccd you into the mysteries of alchemy; than
he left you. for he had taught you all he know.
But those were the good old days ...... The last‘
universal scholar died many years ago. pcrliapsl
in sheer collapse before the rapid growth of the;
World’s vast store of knowledge (for, you know;
however hard you try you can’t make the world;
stand still). At any rate, he died, and among his:
disciples there was a great schism; for those who 1
had learned mathematics from the master went“
oil by themselves; and those who had learned hi3.
alchemy went off by themselves; and those who
had learned rhetoric went off by themselves——
each gmup to found a school of its own. Thus
schism followed schism as the world advanced,
will each break mount that the increasing bun.
den of knowledge had overtaxed the capacity of‘
the system to accommodate it. Today, with learnr‘
ing extending from etymology to paleontology, . F . m ,. mom . W
from Sanskrit to statistics, where does one turn COWHEHL1934.1‘J.IteymldsTuhmoCumpuly

for an education?
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For the engineer, this is easy. All you have to
do is go to school for four years, during which
time you must get rigorous and fundamental
training in the basic sciences and mathematics;
at the same time you must learn to be a man and
a citizen; you must master the intricacies of new

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crnment and the principles of business; you must
learn to live and work with your fellows; and
you must not become narrow or specialized lest
you lose sight of the finer things of life. You
must not. however, waste any of your valuable
time in studies foreign to your chosen field2 for
it is in that field you are to become an expert;
nor must you lot text books substitute for OX»
pcrience; nor should you let too long association
with things abstract and theoretical dull your.
hard beaded practical outlook.
must kccp your nose to the grindstone, lesl. you
get the false impression that life is lived in lei»;
urc and insouciance. Four years of this and you
are an educated man. It is as simple as that.
toccmly, however, there have been heard},
whispered doubts and queries. Somewhere it1
seems, in all the shuffle pro and con. someone has‘
lost, sight of something.
realized that college education is at best only

It does not seem to be:

You’ve noticeli other people’s
neyvous habits-wand wondered
probably why such people didn’t
learn to control themselves.

But have you ever stopped to
think that you. too, may have
habits just as irritating to other
people as those of the key juggler
or coin jingler are to you?

And more important than that.

those habits are a sign of jangled
nerves. And jangled nerves are
the signal to stop and check up
on yourself.

Gel: enough sloopmi‘lrcola air
wrccrcatioinmaml watch your
smoking. Remember, you can
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the beginning of learning; that it is followed byli

some forty ways of active life during which the:

process of education is continuous.

     

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