Tuesday. April 24, l934 ARMOUR TECH NEWS PH? KAPR’A SEGMA The Phi Kan alumni smoker held at lthe house Thursday evening, April l 19, was a great success as compared lwith the other smoker held here. l Brother Bud Banning, N. W. “28”, lie now living at the house. Frank Kolm has pals what are palm! Plans are now being completed for the orchestra dance which is to be Some fellows might have wanted to, . . shave Frank’s sample mustachio ofl,l held here 0’“ _Fr“hy night, May 5~ We but not Frank’s ”313’ no sir. They'd hope that this dance Will be as suc- rather help the mustache along, “we,“ cessful as the ones held here in the if they haul to in}: it to mnhe it show. past. But try meromochrome next time ~————- . ) . , follows, it penetrates the how more. PHl Pl Pl‘ill _ Gamma Chapter of Phi Pi l’hi was And hen,“ the ”PM“ Future,“ pleased to have Mr. Otto Kuehn, Na~ the yeanMICKFY LUCAS trying tional Executive Secretary, visiting- to fun out Of his pants. JuSt ask at the home last week. Mr. Kuehn MWKEY about it.” hell be glad to has just returned from a trip in tell you all about It. which he visited all of the chapters west of the Mississippi, and reported Th" irony ”f “1““MILESTONE” the many favorable conditions exist- CALLEN' wearing an iron kelly on ing in them. Other alumni who vis- the “Ni! inspection trip—«ind '1 seea ited the house last week were llow» gar to boot. k Does Lou Mecklenborg want to buy ,‘ some duck nkim to cover his overalls l with in the future? We’ll sell you some guaranteed water proof duck skins, Lou, if you come around toy fourth entrance Chopin. 0r maYlIGl you’d rather buy the whole duck? ‘ The social committee of the seniorl clevtwlcals regrets to announce that as l a. result of a slight accident last week no more refreshments of (ti! potent al nature (to beer will be served in the! future. err—inn CAMPUSES i The Parcnthesis clulh, unique or-, ganizaiion at the State Teacher’s l college at Trenton, N J., is open only to how-legged men. ‘ “And what,” united in profeonor of cconomico at the University of llli» nails, “in .1 vicious circle?" “A {ml ternity bull genie..." come :he' prompt reply from the hack of the room. It has been proposed that the school week at Massachusetts lnsth tute of Technology be shortened to five days. ii" the new plan is adopt“ ted students will not go to school on Wednesday afternoon or Saturday_ mornings. An influence of the NRA. Cold Walter, a safety meow and, twenty; dag/3' growth of board is the: requirement placed before pledges (0‘ RH! Nolcs, Oklahoma university root i719 organization. , A hell week stunt at the Unlver»‘ sity of Cincinnati was mistaken by witness s, the police and the newspa-l pers s a kidnapin-g. Papers devoted: columns of space to the incident un- til the facts were revealed by the? somewhat sheepish students. l 1 Kim“ Nettie ll Professor REED, 1’ r o f e s s o r KRATl-iWOHL mi Prufeosm— nunl 'l'G‘N were among those who enjoyed 1 Mr. ANBREW N. REBORE’S lec- l turn at the annual architectural l smoker which was held last Thursday l night. l The juniors again capture-ll thel prim for the best skit with ‘ FORSYTH and LAMMERS doing a] combination love dance, tango, l rhumba or what have you. For some} unusual reason there were enough ra- , freahments??? l rain Generally speaking, track in thisl man’s school falls short in architect; participants. This is very stronglyl resisted by three soph architects,l ‘Cordes, Bejeek, and Concolino, who‘ are making themselves famous in the , javelin, high jump and pole vault re— l spectively. Comics now holds thcl Armour record in the javelin whilefi Canceling. is short an inch of thel pole Vault record. l xi 2: a ‘ Bartlett, Ellerolh, Gibson, Gerhardt, l res S'l‘Ehlti Slitllilit' Lfroleméfily Melee l “leis toested” if inches are ail-ways kind to your throat“ ard Cameron, James Claysnn, and l the two “chemikev‘s” Widdehindt and l George Seifert. ‘ lSchnackel are competing in a iiercol The members of the house extend l bottle. The first of the three game: their congratulations to Chedio Grak- l series was won by Charlie, 50 to 419. l l avac on his recent pledging,r by l’i Nu Let's get hot, Roy! ‘ l Epsilon, honorary musical fraternity. , Under the management of Brother 5 Loy A. Cullen has been nominated Dunn, the baseball team is showing‘ manager of the track team, and rapid improvement, and will soon hel ‘under his able guidance the team is ‘ ready to take down all their oppon-l rapidly shaping into condition. 3 ents. __,___. l The presence of Junior Week is, . lwiti ssed by the fact that Brothov‘sl BETA Pill lEristol, Dunn, Hahn, Morrison and‘ We wish to extend our congratula- l Stevens have been appointed track, l tions to Brother Morrison upon his baseball, 51mg, tennis, and golf num- being pledged ‘0 Pl N“ Epsilon, llOYl— , tigers, respectively. We expect to no l orary musical fraternity. places this your, and that's the reason l President Zibble has returned from for the increased activity. Brother-l Lhis trip to New York and i5 bflClx' Searl has been placed in charge oi"; at the old grind after a week of rest devising: a fitting stunt for junior : Howie says it was a real treat while week. Make it good, Ed! it lasted. —-—* To break into the general run of things around Armour, the house held an orchestra dance last Saturday lnig‘ht. A big crowd turned out for TREANGLE 1 Last Friday evening a splash party i was held at the Modinah Athleticl l club. l the affair, and a good time was had ‘ With our national convention com»l lby all concerned. ling: soon, plans are being completedl In the billiard turnament, whichlfor this event. The convention will is soon to be completed at the house, 7 be accompanied by the customary rhorh why firewall find” Vile think you’d be impressed if you saw Luckics being made. You’d see those clean, silky center leavesmand you really wouldn’t have to he a tobacco expert to know why farmers get higher prices for them. They are the mildcst leaves—they taste better. You’d be impressed by Lucky Strike’s famous process -—“lt’s toasted"-— designed for your throat protection. And we know ,dolences to the bereaved family of' ,Stnnley Bernstein upon his pledge- Senior Group Plans so conned; so firm so folly noticed-who loose mole Page Three convention dance which, it is expected lUrey Hg Recipient (3%. will have a large attendance from; n , ‘ Willard Gibbs Mantel the house. Triangle wishes to express its con- 1 m ‘ Th: Willard Gibbs Medal award l which was founded and endorsed by lWillium A. Converse for stin— iruished work in chemical research, will be presented to Dr. Harold C. \ Urey at the presentation banquet to Mac held Friday, April 27, at the L Stevens hotel. Dr. Urey will receive Lthis medal for his research work on the late Louis Chatroop “28". Stank/urn». MU The chapter wishes to congratulate ship to Sphinx. A chapter not together was held at the isotope of hydrogen, deutohydro- igen, whose atom has a mass of 2. 1 Some of its properties are very much. FIZW“ (Cfiwgs Reunions like those of ordinary hydrogen, 4“,“. . while others dill’cr considerably. (Conl'i'nm’d from page 1) The chief. interest of the general suggestions and comments, Krelsman public in deutohiydrogen is that it appointed D. S. Dickey, i. A. Kolvc, forms “heavy water,” in which tobac- and J. R. Pinkus to serve us his com- co seeds will not germinate, nor mittee for planning the first meeting smell lish live. next fall. Its chief interest to chemists, how- Before adjournment these student.» ever, is the .l'nct that it makes possi- unanimously voted that the commit—l hie a whole new list of organic com- tee should, at the time of mailingl pounds, releasing the organic chem- notices of the meeting, send an invi—l ist from a mere half million com- tnti'on to all professors in thel pounds to millions or even billions mechanical department to attend. . of combinations. Knitter’s do not dry not that you’ll be truly fascinated when you see how Luckies are rolled round and firm, and fully packed with long golden strands of choice tohaccos. That’s; why Luckies “keep in condition”~\vhy you'll find that Luckics do not dry Ouf~llll im/wrmm paint to may Mia/av: And you’ll get the full meaning of our statement that Luckics are always in ell-m kind to your throat. lrion, Johnson, Kalischer and Schwab . “MW... my,gggeggegfingzggggEgg? l l flit/lily the genre? Lcezresmtliesc one the Mildew fleeces i lions. The jury was composed 01” faculty members and Mr. SAMl MARX, Chicago architect. , snoorme SAM. 5 Copyright, it'd-1. 'nle American Tobacco Comping, W “is. $6 , ..< “$33 at: «5%? is" P “Ziggy: £16535?! Amfldfigfi Jug» é