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g h ff, . v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v r _ , Major “A’s” are lyen to ma‘or WWW—Mm”
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Student Publication of the t .. , 6, if .43 Auguflfiafivfiu a minor teams who have done suffi— Am N 33173
ARMOUR INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY l” ' a? g g" % ggaflgfi H » ASSNo cient work to earn a; major award. '—"‘
CHICAGO, ILLENOiS s p ___,____ lndividual medals and interfrate‘rn» Messrs. Pappageorge and Kubi—
Published Weekly During the Coflege Year t 4 lily A. Ill. SENS M ”91310195 are given ‘30 ChamPiOfl‘ cck, Sophomore Architects, thought
3. Cleave to ”The Slipslick"' I at e Publicity lugs. tor the A. 'r. A. A. 32:13“ fntercmss ”“1 lnterfrfitemlw it was a cruel Fate which smote
amused) nitoum’tow 7‘ ‘ I . 4 “ (Continued from last week) “A’Z” at d d 1: them with scarlet fever about a
- > the Slapstick Hy whore It may. mince its inception in 1922 the e aw” '3 .- hrough the month ago. When they were work—
Armaur Tech Athletic Association coaches recommendation and 9'9" 1118 frantically 1:0 finish their in~
U. A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A d" has sponsored many activities and proved by the officers M ”h," A550“ dlvldual problems for Judgment
interests at Armour. These have elation. These letters are given for Day_
Degrees for the Fair Sex varied from athletic contests and earnest .eflcrt. excellency, ability, But Fate is fickle. and in this
A,AI_Assoruvgly Artful. games, to publications, clubs, and and small adherence to training happy instance, revolved and ful—
SITESGRHPWON MEWS A.B.—-Artlfically Beautiful. assemblies, rules. ‘ filled ltsclzl into a beautiful Destiny
$2.00 Per Year Single Copies, 10 Cents Each M.A.._Mi1diy Adeotionate. The purpose of the A. T. A. A. is To graduating WW “1"” men which brought forth the best qual-
B.C.—Bum Cook. to create a unified Armour spirit. the A' '1‘.“A."A. awards what are ities in man (and incidentally in
‘ _ . MANAGENG 1301mm) m B,Litl_Litera,lly Brainless. With this in mind the officers have known as A blankets. These are the problems).
Editor-im-Céiae: ................. Wll/libur H'SRlfldif’ ,2: B.S.-Bridge Specialist. attempted to organize Tech actlv~ black football blankets with 16 inch For the Senior Architects rallied
£33350)" 1 or. Edw a1: 5V Cc “‘20:: ’32 C.S.B.—Ca.sh Supplied Buuntifully ltles so that the greatest number of yellow “hing” letters attached. ’round and completed Poppa-
Business Mafia}; ' ' ' James ' J Ease , ’32 D.D._Dubious Dinners, students might receive benefits Honor Edition Award men are sc— george’s problems, while the potent
F ii. Ad i g .. .P. f. . .. W 11; 'H y,i k D.L.th.——D~—n Little In Literature. from them. It has been the desire looted by the Armour Tech Athletic Professors at the Art Institute put
acu y v set ........... ro essor 9. er endr c s M.D.——Muchly Divorced. of the founders of the A. '1‘. A. A, to Association. The section of the by~ the details in Kubicek’s
ADVISORY BOARD ph.DI__Phiz of Distinction. see each and every student as a laws which deals with this matter Both problems won 'flrst men—
Advisory Editor .................. Fred B. Attwood, '31 Mus-D.*M“Si°allv Defective ”Mama“ in 5mm" 51"“ ”r “”1"” is given 1‘9“" .. that the tim- Now all healthy Architects
Alvin B Auerbach ,31 ...Do]lay Bill. ity. ‘ Board of Athletic Control, the ad— are either biting their nails or are
. - . t t m At the resent time, 10 Si: to 11 visory council of the Armour Tech . .
, Advisory Associates .......... Arthur H. Jens, '31 p a e a . . . out trying to contract something
‘ Frank W. Spal ding, ’31 THEME-fiflNG 0F STEELDESHGN PROF. boxing, golf, swimming, tennis, and Athletic Association, in meeting worse than scarlet fever.
__ __.__.___.————-—-———— “I’ll tie a little ring around your stringer so you’ll ruck are maintained by the A- T‘ assembled, each year 5919“ ten ‘ a: M s
[ EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT remember me... A. A. funds. Baseball is supported men from the graduating class to
Feature Editor ................... Johnldlli. Jackson, ’2: t. t t. under the former Armour athletic be known as the Honor Edition “willing “1‘9th? beedehfle the
Fraternity Assistant... .....l-Iaro Bodinson, ’ . . fund but receives some aid from Award men, and that each man engineers vaca'e 0“ mi —seinester
Architectural Assistant.. ..Earl c. Kubicek, ’32 . Heard in a. Fraternity House the association. publications, too. shall receive a numbered copy or ”can”! the Semi" Art Institute
Art Assistant ......... . .Dave Chapman, ’32 Senior: “say, “0511: tell us something about ““301“ are listed as a part of the organiza— the Cycle. . . . ." frequentors completed 5. 13101951? 011
Reviews ...... .Morton Page“, ’32 but ““3“th incident 3‘90““ the “he“? “'99- mes tion. The Armour Engineer. the Selection of Honor Award men is the University Club, Tuesday noon,
Columnist .................. Philip Jordan, '31 too old- _ - Cycle and just recently the Armour based on a point system devised by last. .
Associate Columnist. ........ George Bonvallet, ’32 4‘ ” 9’ Tech News, are under the jurisdic— the officials. By this method a t- u u
Assistant News Editor ........... Orville T. Barnett, ’33 (3700:1125: “I see bill the paper: that the Chain 5130“” tion of the A. T. A. A. Musical definite number of points are Ten of the Senior problems re—
sront’rs cardamom “3133.: 3;? Sgfifiieafiuileée'gfiigritm to buy so many slabs Whifm meme the wee “I.“b' awarded 1°" each. S°h°°1 “mm ”wad mentions-and Wm be Shipped
Sports Editor ........................ H. P. Richter, '32 chains for do out the combined band and orchestra, depending on the time required for to New York (V19- freight) for fur-
Associate Editor ........ C. Stempkowski ,32 1 3’ :k m k and Stresses and Strains constitute the activity. The ten honor seniors ther judgment by the viscious
‘ ' ’ _ _ u ’ the musical activities of the group. are selected from a group of men B. A. I. D. The B. A. I. D. is the
Reporters First Burglar. Come on, Lefty, lets figure up what The Rifle club, because of the com— who have the greatest number of association which renders criticism
a. G. Kellner, '31 n. F. Rychllk, '33 we got 0'} ghjs heml- , , , pctitlve nature of its organization, point, according to the schedule, on the best student efforts from the
J. B. Dirkers, ’32 E. G. Avery, ’34 Second. 1111 too tired. Lets wait and 10‘?“ in the is listed. The Armour Tech Athletic Asso- leading Architectual schools of this
F. A. Ustryski, '32 H. L. Gibson, '34 "mm“: Papers- , , , “Emmy- Coaches. directors. and medical elation supports any move that will countrv- 0f the numerous Prob-
L. G. Wilke, ’32 E, Kane, ’34 _ expenses for athletic teams are improve the student feeling and lows £4th for their judgment, but
A. Weston. ’32 n. F. Landwer, ’34 , CREDIT EXTENSION EXTE’SMD , maintained by the A. T. A. A. create a better spur, at Armour. a few find favor in the eyes of the
J. W. Juvlnall, ’33 J, P, McGuan, '34 .Eminent sFienfiStS claim that mans cycle of hie Awards for athletics are given to examiners. Of the ten mentions
s. T. Leavltt, '33 J. A. Scheyer, ’34 W“ 50°“ be mmamd 13? one hundred years. Tm W1“ deserving students. These consist W sent on that weary journey east.
3- 3- Mulroney, ’33 be a great boon to the installment business. 011’ the following: major sport teams, The purasol Was a symbol of rank who can say what number will re-
, minor sport teams, interclass ath— and authority in the far east for turn with rewards.
BUSINESS DEPARTMENT “One man dies in New York every minute." - - . l
Advertising Manager ................. H. Monger ’33 “Yeah, I'd like to see him.” letics and interfratemity athletics. many centulles. Arent we cheerful Am?
M A Collick ’32 was??? Bengstoh '32 ” m "
R. E. Nelson '33 , S M C 11,32 MUDERN SANDS OF Till/11E
Circulation Manager ..... . ............ J. . c 2. Lives of master crooks remind us
, ASS‘SWMS , We may do a hit of time,
R- Dufour, 33 0.1’3.Somrners, 33 And, departing, leave behind us
3- 14- Chun, 32 Thumb~prints on the charts of crime.
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VOL V" FEBRUARY 17. 1931 NO- 2 The Bonulnccr days that some college men lead that lives. It may
or may not be on. but at any unto. when they no graduated, it in
done by degrees. ,5 4‘ m
A slender acquaintancewlth the world must con— ”DOW” You ever get flak 30mg “D and down in this
Vince every man that actions, not words, are the elevator all day?" she aSk9d.
true criterion of the attachment of friends; and :‘Ye’? ma’am," was the answer.
that the most liberal professions of good-will are :15 ’1'? 2’19 going 1113?”
very far from being the surest mark of it. No to.
George Washington, “Is it the going down?”
Born February 22, 1732 “No’m.”
“Then is it the stopping?”
“No’m.”
“Then what is it?"
Juurnafism “Answering questions,“ ma’am.”
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The number of men at Armour who are interested No wonder the front row patrons have bald heads,
in journalism is comparatively small. A brief inspec- they probably buy their tickets from scalpers.
tion of the case is sufficient to prove this statement. a w 1‘
Accepting this as true, let us make a somewhat more “What, you don’t guarantee that I’ll be in Chicago
detailed survey in an attempt to learn the cause of at 11:30? That’s what the time table says."
this Condition- “Yes, that's right. The train is scheduled to arrive
In the first place, Armour's students are interested at 11:30, but we cannot guarantee it."
primarily in technical subjects. In an engineering “All right. I’ll take the ticket; but I‘ll get even. I
school, that is quite as it should he. won’t guarantee that I'll be here to catch the train]? ,
hMany {of th; mien, although not all by any means, ,, a a ”—10 30- g h a b N g s”
ave ob 'aine t eir previous education at technical
high schools, or in technical courses in general high “Yup, dat’s a locomotive boiler." , m fig a“ a @ @W mg
schools. In such courses, all interest is turned towards “Why do (103’ b0i1 de IOCOmOtive?”
the more practical subjects such as mathematics, ”T0 make 119 1000310“? 139113“? ,9
shops, and drawing, and but little thought is devoted E:
to literary subjects other than actually required in Farmer Comtassel: “Now that your gal’s graduated all“ @fi fig“ g
the classroom. It is not implied that this condition from COHGEG. does it do you any good?:’
is discreditable to the technical school. The natural Farmer Sidoz “Wal. I guess so. Seeing as she was
tendencies of the students makes such an arrange- a co—ed 1 pm} her out in the field yesSeiday. and durned
ment unavoidable. if she didn’t shock the wheat." —~—Mack G.
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The literary courses at Armour are also curtailed
by the brevity of the time allotted to them. The pro- _ “ N0 HURRY t h .
gram of the average freshman and sophomore student Hfm’eck; Doctor, my wifes d‘SIf’m 9d er Jaw. If
is well filled and, consequently, those courses which you re ”55”.“; out 0“” waynsome time next week, you
may most readily be cut down are so treated. This might drop in and see larger; ,4
condition is unfortunate, no doubt, but is necessary.

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With so many other subjects attracting the attcn- Dent Valley w that portion of ”meme” 6 we“ we

curbstones.

tion of the students and so little to turn his attention t. .3. ..
toward literary thmgs, the reason .for the lack 0f 1.” “Rosie, veu you leave me, my heart feels like an
tcrest of the average student in ioumallsm lS qu1te awful void”
apparent “Don’t be ashamed, Able, say do void!”

Before leaving the subject, let us view the other at is o
side of the case and see what journalism at Armour
offers the students. Nata Ehance ,

Irate Parent: ‘No sires. You cant have her. I

The men who do the work of the publications par— -
’ won’t have a son-ln-law who has no more brains than
gléularilg the Aroma?~ T317» 3311614118; have “i; pll'easure ”f to marry a. girl with no more sense than my daughter
fig 0 use one W p ases M t e lfe Of the has shown in allowing you to think you could have

school. her
Furthermore, if a man is quite interested in the ' s u it
work on a newspaper or periodical, he can obtain, in AN MORTAL ORATllON

school, experience which may be valuable to him at Class President: “In de necks few mlnits in order

a later date. If he so wishes, he may enter the field to rouse class spirits in de brests 0' de intelligent

or engineering publications. yung men here before my fase, I will era—an W
Even neglecting the possibilities of a journalistic what I Wanter say is dat youse guys otta each give

career, the experience in coherent expression of two bits."

thought, obtained by working on the college publica-

tions, is an asset in any field a man choose to enter. All good things must come to an end. see you next

W. H. R. time.

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——Phll J.