Tuesday, May 5, l93l ARMOUR TECH NEWS Page Three PM Pi ’s Win Semi- Final Fraternity Baseball Game 1 Phi Pi Phi—fl ran away with Beta Psi in the semifinals by a score of 15 to 3. Judging by recent games, the Phi Pi Phi’s must be considered a strong title contender. Ott, their pitcher, turned in a good game Wednesday, allowing only six hits, and striking out six of the. opposing wandsmen. At bat, the team scored 1:) runs on 13 hits, aided by eight errors, The Phi Pi’s put the game on ice when they scored 8 runs in the first two innings. They added to this with 1 in the 4th, 3 in the 5th, and 3 in the 7th. Beta Psi scored one each in the 4th, 5th, and 7th innings. Beta. Psi-3 Phi Pi Phi—15 Austin, c Owen, ss Scafuri, ss Finnegan, 2b Stall), ss Leichtenberg, 3b Wagner, 1]) Carlson, c Johnson, p Grundstrom, 1b Anderson, cf Meade, 1f Trauten, 3b Lynch, cf Jungles, 2b Ott, p Setterberg, 1f Pflume, ss Stevenson, rf Hartbauer, rf Kappa Delta Tau defeated Theta Xi, 8 to 5, in a well fought game. Theta Xi had bases filled several times, but Goldman fanned several men in succession at the crucial mo- ments. Beta Psi won from Delta Tau Delta, 9 to S, in a game featured by close playing. Beta Psi scored in the 2nd and 5th, and Delta Tau Delta scored in the 2nd and 6th. Phi Pi Phi swamped Triangle, 16 to 3, in a one sided game. The vic— tors were superior, both at bat and in the field, scoring in every inning but the first, with a total of 18 hits. Sigma Kappa Delta defeated Phi Kappa Sigma in a Well fought base- ball game last Thursday afternoon. by a score of 8 to 4. The S. K. D33 presented a well balanced team both on the ofl'ensivc and on the defensive. ’ ellth inning A. Jens hit a e run for the S. K. D.’.‘ scoring three and Brown, 1'01 the Phi Kapp’s, knocked a four hugger in the 6th inning. Sigma Kappa Phi Kappa Delta, 8 Sigma, 4- Kutteruf, 3b Wilson, c A. Jens, 2b Jacobson, 2b Krause, 110 Brown, 55 C. Jens, p Larkin, p Iverson, ss Hendricks, cf Timmermans, c Waniatu, 1b Korrel, rf Thompson, 53 Eddy, cf Sachs, rf Landwer, lf Reich, 3b Richter, ss Bryant, l’E Freshman Architects Plan Exclusive Dance For the first time in the history of Armour Institute, the freshman architects have formulated plans to have a dance of their own. A committee, appointed last Tues- day, has decided to hold the affair Friday, May 29 at 8:00 P. M. at the club room of the Art Institute. Music will be furnished by Ted Cherwin, freshman architect, and his Blue Pheasant Inn Orchestra, form- erly of Lake Delavan, Wisconsin. The dance is considered to be a restricted informal; only those may attend to whom the freshman archi- tects will extend invitations. Those, who wish to attend, should make reservations early, since the attendance is limited to forty couples. There will be no tickets sold at the door, so it is advisable to make immediate preparations. The committee has announced bids at $1.50 per couple. The members of the committee are: Walter F. Krol, chairman; Harry Green, Roy Ekroth, and William Goodman. Bids may be obtained from any of these men. ALUMNUS VISITS ARMOUR The school was paid a visit by 'CaeWmKlus 1s doom «0 PROBE {me saceers 0F mama Noam Wilkins Strikes Low Blow At North Pole An insight into the innermost emo- tions of a canned sardine in a high powered Frigidair will be obtained this summer when that intrepid band of fearless men, sometimes called the Wilkin’s expedition, sets out in their ;conve1ted bath tub, the Nautalus, to lattnck the Nmth Pole below the “ water line. . While the Wilkin’s polar dash has lbeen ballyhooed solely as a scientific lventul‘e to obtain data on the dram» 'atic ability of artic fish, (to benefit the Hollywood screen directors is putting their feminine morons [through the pace) recent icports lhave disclosed several ulterior mo- ltives. For example, the submarine, Nautalus has been so fitted with ice running gear as to resemble a 191'] model T Ford and it is rumored that this will inspire the polar eskimos to become T addicts, thereby relieving the used car industry in this country of one of its worst ailments. Further- more it is rumored that the ice drill- ing apparatus, contained in the ship just aft the conning tower, was subt- ly suggested by the American Dental Society in hope of further exploiting the northern natives by interesting them in dentistry. Such a move would create a market for the now cxcessiveoutnut of American dentists. The picture with this article clearly depicted the drilling tendon» cios of the expedition. Such a pro ccdurt rather than arousing inter- est is likely to prove boring to the eskimos. Judged from the scientific attitude the daring venture seems fascinating to the point of total eruption. One could well picture and even feel the thrilling adventures the crew of the Nautalus will encounter by sitting under a cold shower with an open tank of carbon monoxide near by. An interviewer recently came upon the leader of the expedition, Sir I'IubertWilkins, examining a huge Pole which he had just received from Lithuania. By way of explanation Sir Hubert said “that he was col- lecting data on the largest temper- ate Pole to be found, in hope that it might prove useful when he reached his destination." Observing this Pole with interest (the first temperate one he had ever seen) the interviewer asked the leader how he found such prelim— inaries to the great venture. An old English rye smile came over Sir Hubert’s classical features. “Lousy", he said, “just lousy." Senior Mechanicals Maize Trip Schedule The Senior Mechanicals plan to de- vote on the average of one day not week, for the remainder of their semester, on inspection trips. Below follows a tentative schedule of their plans: Fisk Street Station—May 5, 9 .30 A. M. Crawford Avenue Station—«May 14, 9:30 A. M. Illinois Steel—May 20, 1 P. M. Refrigerating Plants, May 22, 1 M 'Auto Plants, May 28, 8:30 A. M. State Line Plant—June 2, 9 A. M. ATTENTION : CRANE ALUMNI New Books FICTION Love’s Illusion J. D. Beresford Down in the Valley H. W. Freeman Shepherds in Sackcloth Sheila Kaye—Smith The Lion and the Lamb E. P. Oppenheim Angel Pavement J. B. Priestly The King’s Minion Rafael Sabatini Junior Fire Protects Inspect Soup Factory Headed by Professor John J. Schommer, equipped with our extra large brief case, the junior fire pro- tects enmasaw, inspected the Holman soap factory on West Thirty—first st. Thursday, April 30. The various processes. necessary in the manufac- ture of toilet soaps and toilet prepar— ations were explained by a represen- tative of the company. The hazards of soap making were also pointed owl. to the embryo engineers. The fire protects are looking for- ward with great pleasure to the in- spection trips which are to follow. Rumor hath it that the cause for glue is the inspection trip to a well known brewery. Order Trousers for Musicians Tomorrow Measurements for white trousers for members of the musical organiza— tions will be made tomorrow, Wed- nesday, May 6, in the physics lecture room at 1:00 p. m. Orders will be placed at this time, the price of the pair of trousers be- ing: $7.50, half of, which is paid by the school and the other half by the student. The manager of the mus- ical club organizations, E. W. Carl~ ton, '82, is 1:1 charge of the orders. , __.___...._._..... P. L. U. HOLDS SMOKER A smoker is to be held tonight, May 5, by the Armour chapter of Phi Lambda Upsilon, honorary chem- ical engineering fraternity. The nature of the meeting is a general got-together of pledges, alumni and active members in their suite of rooms in Chopin Hall. commuter sorts THETA Xll The annual Foundeis Day cclelna- tion was pbserved by the Alpha (ram— ma chapter in conjunction with the Theta Xi Club of Chicago, at the Steuben Club, Saturday evening, May 2nd. Several of the brothers also journeyed to Danvllle on Wednes-‘ day, April 29th, to meet with the brothers of Illinois, Purdue and Rose Polytcch in a tri-ehantcr adult in ob~ servance oi.‘ Founder’s Day. On the evening of May 9th, the annual formal will be held in the St. Charles Country Club at St. Charles, Ill. Brother Cllfl' Nelson may again be seen around school having recovered from illness which kept him confined for a week. DELTA TAU DELTA Walt Hcaly, L. Brown and Harry Prcbenson spent the evening with us last Tuesday. . l-l. Micthc, a Dclt from the Uni— versity of Illinois, is staying at the house. J. R. Jackson and D. W. Pear- son were elected as chapter delegates to the National Convention to be held next August in Seattle, Washington. Harry Prebenson of the class of ’28 is to be the alumnus representative at the convention. Founder's Day will be celebrated with a Formal Dance, to be held at the house May 9. The alumni have been sent special invitations. PHI KAPPA SIGMA At a meeting of the chapter held p ‘ 27, the following officers were elected: President—C. K. Simons. Vice-president—H. S. Hendricks. Treasurer—~13. S. Beale. Recording secretary—H. A. Reich- Corresponding secretary—J. W. Juvinall. It was decided to have the Senior Farewell Formal May 17, at the Club Alabam. The annual picnic will be held at Waverly Beach in the Dunes on May 31. BETA PSI. Brother George Corliss, accompanu. icd by his wife and son, paid 115 a surprise visit last week. The opinion expressed by many of the members who are able to testify, is that lady umpires will certainly convert baseball into a sport of gen- tlcmen. Beta Psi announces the pledging of Harry ‘0. Hostetter. M. E. ’33. KAPPA. DELTA TAU Friday, April 18, witnessed the fol- lowing men being elected to hold office: President :—-Joseph Tuchinsky. Vice-president—Edward Field. Secretary—Max Berger. Treasurer-~Milton Glazer. , President Tuchinsky immediately appointed the following chairman: M. Wise, social chairman; II. Gold‘ man, athletic chairman, N. Krause, ,puhlicity chairman. rm: BOULEVARD CAFETEREA Blot Street and Mich. Ave. Dining and Dancing from 3 P. M. to Midnight No Cover Charge WON’T TAKE our switch to Camels for just one day then quit them ill" you can. The moment you open the word for it, mess; the real convinccr is to smoke Camels. Every puff is a slicer delight of cool, mellow mild- the Camel blend of package you’ll note the differ- encc between fresh humidor packed Camels and dry-as-dust cigarettes. Camels are supple yet firm to the touch. Stale, dried-out cigarettes crumble and crackle when pressed. lint choicest Turkish and mellow- est Domestic tolbaccos, kept in prime condition by 1nois~ lure-proof Cellophane scaled air-tight. IR. .ll. REYNOLDS TOBACCO C0. Winston-Salem, N. C. Irving Lueth, ’28 last Monday. Lueth, who comes from Wisconsin, has been working with the. Intern» tional Telegraph and Telephone com— pany since he graduated from the electrical department. Factory—frost: CAMELS are air—sealed in. the new Snaissry Fueling: which keeps the dust and germs out and kcems 3hr: {Eaves in. © ml. R. J. flomoldl Tobacco Company r Any graduates of the Crane Tech- The Autocracy Of Mr: Parham nical high school who are interested H. G. Wells in becoming associated with the the alumni association of that school, should see Theodore Wallschloeger, l E E. ’34 within the next two weeks. Mammon P. C. Wren