, , 'w .,,, , ‘”VVYVVVyvyvmevwgnyVVyv 'rdeu Rally round, kiddies, while Uncle Jerry tells you the next installment. isn’t it nice 05 bundle to tell you all ouch nice stories? ' Well, as you remember, that villainous hunk of tripe, Gordy Wreckmorton Snead, in iorciug u H!” kiss on our darling—«isn’t be a meany? gage if she doesn’t. A Danny-«Hey, you! Susaany hero! mean by such behavior? for the love scene in Act 3. Gordy—~Whose gal? GordywAwk ! Susaanatta Man! ‘Wlmt now? How now? 'VV Vvvv vvvv Vvv v v vvvvvvvvvvvvyvvvvvvvv VVV vvvvvvvvi AA AAAAAAA nAnnAAAAA MAMA Curtain (Hero enters and sees Gordy and Susie necking.) i)annymWretch-scoundrcl-viper, Gordy-n—Aw g’wan home yuan-we're just practising Dunuymeal’s the idea? Dannywl’ll show ya! (13 19) (They exchange quite roughblows.) Donny—(Bong) Try flint on yer piccolo. (He is sitting on Gordy) (Bum, Socko, Pow, etc.) Gordy—1’1! tell my ole man. Voice in the Omnwaliat’s going on here? Dunny—Jiggerwthe Dean! Gordy—My ole men’s a trustee Curtain Caught lighting on the campus; this is serious. Be cure to come next week; bring the kiddies—bring your broil:- er-In-law, bring a box lunch, so you won’t miss one minute or this startling epiaode. n He’ll foreclose on‘ the mort- etc., what do you I Susan is my gel. 0 ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‘” AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA DELTA TAU DELTA Jack Jackson, '32, den illness and death of his mother. Brother Frank [late ’30, dropped in from the south to check up on the boys. ' Till/ANGLE Brother E. E. Bauer ’19, editor of the Triangle Review, has informed us of a new directory issue that is to be published in the near future. This issue will contain a complete record of each alumnus and active member of Triangle. John McKana and Edwin Ken— ner recently visited some friends at the Gamma Theta Pl fraternity of the Marquette University campus. . THETA X! A tea dance was held at the chapter house Sunday afternoon, November 23. All of the brothers attended and also several alumni. Brother Don Clelghorn from the Omega Chapter, Washington State College, is living at the house this year. Brother Clelghorn received major awards in boxing While in school and is now assisting the Ar- mour boxing team in their prep— arations for future encounters. Brother Rowley ’30, returned to town for the week end. “Jeff" has been located in Cincinnati since his graduation last June. BETA PSll Beta chapter will hold an infor— mal dance tomorrow evening, No- vember 26, at the local chapter house. Several alumni are ch pected to be present. has been, called home on account of the sud-V He is expected to returni after Thanksgiving. K ARMOUR when? NEWS ~w A _ {ril'uihlilllll‘ horrid Talks to KERR. k(Armorial: Mr. H. W. Melville, manager of the Inland Marine Department of the Insurance Company of North America, addressed the F.P.E.s. last Friday. He was the speaker at the last meeting of the society and proved to be so popular that the members requested that he be asked to come again in order to add to his previous remarks. . Mr. Melville laid particular stress on the method 01' determining inr surancc rates on motor bus and trucking transportation; and also on parcel post delivery of such valuables as jewelry, securities and radium. * In regard to the trucking busi- ness, Mr. Melville stated it isso easy to commit a pseudo—robbery . that instruments were devised to aid in detecting the stolen prop- erty. This device is attached to the insured auto and registers the number of stops the truck makes, and the distance traveled between the intervals. Aided by the police, the company lays out an area cor»— responding in diameter to the largest distance recorded on the meter of the suspected truck. From this an idea as to where the prop- erty may be located is gained. PHI! KAPPA SIGMA Plans for a bi-annual alumni smoker. which is to be held during the first part of December, are now being; completed, and every one is looking forward to a great evening. Slab/EA KAPPA DELTA Sigma Kappa Delta. wishes to an— nounce the pledging of Gervase J. Stockmann ’32 and Victor H. Camsky ’34. A Radio Dance was held Satur— day night, which a number of alumni attended, helping- to make it a big success. a. w. Melville ago. Moore flue-airs at < ' A. C. 8. Meeting The regular monthly meeting of the Chicago branch of the Amer— ican Chemical Society was held last Friday evening, November 2lst, at 7:30 p. m., at the City ,Club, 315 Plymouth Court. The topic of the evening was “The Fatigue of Metals Under Re: peated Stresses," by Professor Moore, Research professor of Engi— neering Materials at the University of Illinois. Professor Moore was the recipient, last month, of the medal annually au'rardcd by the American Iron and Steel Institute for outstanding work in that 'iieid. The lecture was illustrated by mo— tion pictures and slides. The usual group separation took place at the conclusion of the lec— ture, each of the smaller groups having discussion of some division of chemistry as its object. A num- ber 01’ the students of the Chemical Engineering Department of the In- stitute attended. A local exhibition of the work done by the student and faculty members of the Architectural de- partment is being held in the department's exhibition hall at the Art Institute. The work consists Page Three Tech Rifle Scared Wee New Yorkerr The Armour Tech Rifle Team held the second of its series of telegraphic rifle matches with the men from the New York Stock Ex— change. The results of these meets are not known as .yet due to some mistake made by the New Yorkers in filing their returns. The scores appeared to be even meaning that there was a tie but a mistake was noted, forcing the Armour team to send the score sheet back to New York for correction. A meet with the Massachusetts Institute of Technology has been arranged and‘ will be shot this week. The team at the present time is in good condition and promise that it is only a. question of time before they start breaking all existing records. The team recently added a new rifle to their supply of armaments. To inaugurate the event William Dickey shot a ninetymine prone. About ten seconds later his beam— ing face spread the news over the school. The men are practicing diligently for a meet scheduled with the Hyde Park Y. M. C. A. this weelr~end. The sharp—shooters are also hold’ ing the third and last of their pres- ent series of meets with the New of water colors, pencil, lithograph pencil work and a few renderings. The students represented are: Charles Dodson, Dave Chapman, Thomas Duane, Albert DeLong, A. D. Swanson, M. Dobberman, T. H. Irlon, N. Altsuler, and Albert Goodman. The faculty are: Pro— fessors Reed, Suter, Bentley and MacCaughey. Total revenues from forest re— sources in Louisiana for 1929 were $154,000,000. York stock Exchange this week. The high Armour man of the series will be proclaimedthe best shot in the Institute. The final results of these meets will be listed in the next‘issue of the paper. The Schmier-Kemiker Medal, of- ficial award of the Armour Branch of the American Institute of Chem- 7 lca'l Engineers, is now on display at the: entrance to the Junior Chem- icoi Engineering Lab. on Fourth Floor Main. AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A» Standard @ii Shown Films to A. S. M. E. The A. s. M. E. held a meeting last Friday, November 2151; in Science Hall at 10:30. 0. '1'. Link, president of the Armour Branch of the A. S. M. E., opened the session by introducing the President and then the Field Executive of the Chicago branch of the parent organization. The men introduced gave shortladdresses after which a representative from the Standard Oil Company of Indiana spoke on “Oil, Its Purification and Uses.” illustrating his remarks with mo- tion pictures. There were three reels cl motion pictures; the first two dealing with the purification of the oils. The crude oil was shown to consist of a. mixture of impurities and the heavier hydrocarbons, the purifica— tion of which was accomplished by filtration and steam distillation. In connection with the purification were shown pictures of the labora~ hordes of the Standard Oil Company at Whiting where tests on oils are conducted. Facts on flash points, tests on the viscosity of the oils, and pouring tests under varying temperatures were clearly demon— strated. The last reel of the motion pic— tures showed the various applica- tions in the field for the different types of oils. The principal ex- ample used was an automobile. In order to show the adhesion prop- erties of the oil a glass hearing was used. This bearing showed how the oil was distributed on the jour— nal. The problems in lubrication confronting the modem engineer and their application or solutions were also presented before the chemicals. Assembiy Learns of World Wide Gridlock (Continued from page 1) with unrest and possible open re- volt. It was evident from the dis— cussion that the United States is very fortunate in not having to face the situation of the old world. The Filipinos are renewing their efforts for an independence which would be dangerous for them and China is in a civil war which authorities say will not be quelled for possibly a century. A great change took place since last year. Parity and a disarma- ment program was reached at the London conference which would be void only if France and Italy failed to “come to time." Last year the whole situation was one‘ of opti— mism as was evinced by the favor- able report on Briand’s plan for a United States of Europe. This plan has now been tabled as well as action deferred on the Kellogg Pact binding power as per Cuba’s pro— test. There seem to be bickerings in the League of Nations such as has not been heard since its mean-- tion. The dominating word seems to be postponement. Others think a new world war is imminent in from 5 to '1 years, but as ex-Premier Stanley Baldwin of England said, another world war would sound the death knell of civilization. In Germany new forces causing the Fascist gain in power are in force and are causing a wave of na- tionalism in France to oust Briand because of his alleged sentimem tality. Dr. Randall concluded his ad» dress to the students with a plea to remember that problems will be put to them after they graduate and they should act according to reason and not emotion.