~.. M.._‘:Wk Tuesday, October 8,19l29 ‘ ARMQUR TECH MEWS “Eagle @hree heretical KlBlTZER Woods Theater “Kibltzer” is a Jewish comedy that is enjoying an extremely suc- cessful run at the Woods. Geo. Sid- ney, already famous on the screen for his wonderful Jewish character- izations, is featured as I. Lazarus, the owner of a not so successful ci— gar store. While his daughter, Josie, waits on trade behind the cigar counter, Lazarus gives his much unsought advice to all his friends in their card games, racing bets, and domestic affairs, for which ad- vice he draWS the name of “Kibit- set.” The plot runs along smoothly drawing laugh after laugh from the audience as Lazarus gives advice, usually had, to the pinochle players in the cigar store. By a stroke of luck he saves the life of a million- aire and as a reward is given the management of a large block of shares of a promising stock. Lazarus installs a stock ticker in his cigar store and spends all his time there watching the current quotations of his stock. The excit- ing scenes around this ticker keep the audience in an uproar. It seems that Lazarus is about to make a fortune as the stock soars when the bottom falls out of the market. However, gloom does not prevail long in the cigar store. George Sidney, with his Jewish dialect and manners, makes the play a scream. Anyone enjoying a good laugh will find the show at the Woods much to his liking. J. D. Woodfill off the Regulars Lowell Thomas DOUBLEDAY, DURAN AND CO. 1929 Lowell Thomas is well known to most of the general reading public by his most famous book, “Count Luckner, the Sea Devil." In this book he demonstrated his excel- lence in unfolding the story of an- other man in a way that gripped most everyone. ' ‘ In his most recent publication, "Woodfill of the Regulars," Thomas has picked another outstanding man and again laid a man’s life and actions open for our inspection. Samuel Woodl‘ill is an American soldier of thirty—three years service, and one of the few men to receive the Congressional medal of honor. Inasmuch as he has served in the Philippines, Alaska, Mexico, and in the World War, it is an easy matter to understand the nature of the book. The entire book is not a technical study of warfare, but rather a study and a revelation of what was up— permost in the minds of the com— mon soldier. Woodfill’s impressions and associations are of a unique nature, and make most interesting reading; the actual fighting, save REGISTRA TiON STA T15 TIES NLE. Senior .................... 28 Junior 28 42 29 23 27 31 180 Sophomore. 51 45 47 26 22 41 232 Freshman. .. 38 57 49 30 33 48 255 Special .................... 2 1 Total ...................... 147 £80 156 97 115 150 845 ‘1 EE. CE. (311.152. F'.P.E. Arch Total 36 30 18 33 30 1'75 Kloeppfor Writes of Navy Acorn Work In a recent letter received by the News from George Kloeppfer, ’29, from the U. S. Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida, he very inter- estingly describes some of the work taken by those men who, upon graduating from Armour in the Civil Aero course, continue their aviation work with the Navy lead- ing towards an Ensign’s commis- sion. He also tells of his marriage last year while at school, which was Kept secret until after graduation. He married Miss Johanna. Marie Gordan of Burlington, Illinois at the La Saile Ave. Baptist Church in this city. The Reverend Joseph 13. Roger conducted the ceremony on No— vember 17, 1923. He states in his letter that as to the ground school courses at Ar— mour, the students need have no fear. The course offered is well over 300 per cent more than re— quired. ”The uniforms used by Reserve in some of the incidents of the world War, is minimized. Woodflll’s record of his Alaskan experience is a hunting journal that will bring a longing to the heart of any sportsman, and the humorous incidents that are re— lated will bring a smile to all but confirmed cynics. Like an actual reminiscence, the various happen— ings are strung together without a definite transition. » Thomas has chosen to write the book in a vernacular that is in all probability common to Woodfill himself. Lost the thought that the book will “necessitate struggling with some dialect, I might add that it is merely a free and easy style, with a slight disregard for the rigid rules of English, and merely a few apostrphes to indicate a Kentucky strain. The book contains a prologue in which the author relates a few in» timate scenes wherein he was with Woodfill after his return to this country, and that in itself is enough to entice the average reader to read the book proper. In the epi- logue, we are acquainted with the details of Woodflll’s honors and ac— tivities after the conclusion of his overseas service, and copies of the oflicial literature are presented. For actual appeal, few biographical pro- ductions can approach its excel- lence. A. B. A. the" a good start this year lot or been you clean mm liliUlil an E. 35th Sir-33le indium Ave. Phone Boulevard Elfifill 2@% filament on were Brought in and {failed for Sex Darncdmflottons Replaced mMendirtg Free Student Officers are Marine uni- forms. . . . Living conditions and meals are excellent. Remember you are enlisted as Seaman 20 with a commission as Reserve Oil-leer on active duty awaiting you upon com— pletion of the training course. . . . Drills and strict discipline are ex- pected of you throughout the training period. Military manners are to be observed by all. . . . The day’s work begins at 5:00 a. m, and ends at 3:00 p. m. Lights are out at 9:00 p; m. The associates with whom you mingle are officers or officer material, and most of them are college graduates. “I’ve done Loops, Split ‘8’ Spins, Falling Leafs, Reversed Central Turns, Spirals, and other acrobatics. . . . The ability to pilot a plane must be inherent in the student himself. A man may be trained mechani~ cally to so control his vocal organs that he can sing more or less. but this does not make him a Caruso. Similarly a man cannot be trained as a naval aviator unless he has the ‘feel’ of the plane‘s movement. There are no mechanical rules set forth to bank a plane in a turn or spiral by moving the 'sticlr' and rudder bar through a certain angle. A slip or skid on a turn can be imo mediately sensed after some train— ing. He who cannot sense these movements is lost as an aviator. It is not his fault, and of course, no disgrace.” resistant sorrel} TREANGLE The rushing events held by Tri» angle so far are a smoker on last Thursday evening, a dance on Sat- urday evening, and an outing on Sunday. There will be a smoker to~ night at the house, and a Theatre party tomorrow. Fill KAPPA SlGMA Phi Kappa Sigma held a smoker last Thursday night. Saturday afternoon a party attended a foot— ball game, while Saturday night a dance was held at the chapter house. Sunday, visits were made to the chapters at Northwestern and U. of Chicago. Monday, a banquet was held at the Intrafraternity Club. Tomorrow evening there is to he a smoker followed by a bridge party on Thursday evening. DELTA TAU DELTA A Smoker held Friday evening by Delta Tau Delta at the chapter house opened rushing. Bob Bradley, x‘24, “Ollie” Castle, ’27, and Schu— man from N. U. were the entertain— ers. Saturday, the chapter and rushees attended the N. U. footfall game, and then had dinner at the chapter.at Northwestern. On Sun- day a tour of the city was made. Monday night, the annual “Monte Carlo” stag was held. Tomorrow evening there is to be a house dance followed by a smoker on Thursday evening. MAE-“PA DELTA TAU Kappa Delta Tau held a smoker on last Thursday evening at the chapter room. SEGMA ALPHA MU Sigma Alpha Mu wishes to an— nounce the initiation of Alvin B. Auerbach, C. E. ’31. THETA XE A smoker was held last Thursday evening for the actives, alumni and rushees at the chapter house to open the season of rushing events. A dance at the chapter house on Saturday night, and a tea dance on Sunday afternoon were among the other social events. A dinner—dance is being given at the chapter house on Wednesday evening, and a smoker on Thursday evening. Theta Xi wishes to announce the pledging of M. E. Lukey, ’31. SEGMA KAPPA DELTA Sigma Kappa Delta held a dance for its rushees last Saturday eve- ning at the chapter house. Sunday afternoon a sightseeing tour was given. Monday night a theatre party was given at a downtown theatre. Smokers will be held to- night and Thursday night, with pledging Friday evening. Pill Pl Pill Phi Pi Phi held a house dance Saturday evening, Oct. 5th, and a yachting party Sunday afternoon. A smoker will be given tonight at the house and also Thursday eve— ning. Wednesday night a theater party will be given. Pledging will be held Friday night. BETA ESE Beta Psi held a. moire: Friday night and a dance Saturday night at the house. A maker will be held Wednesday night at the E19556. Pledging will take place Erna? night. fill-£0 BELTA Elia Rho Delta Rho held e. smelter on Thursday evening at the chapter room. Undergraduate co—eds at the fini- versity of Wisconsin in the {5219 summer session outnumbered their academic brothers more than into to one, according to statistics com» piled by Miss A. B. Kireh, university statistician. Of the 2,162 undergraduates en— rolled for the session, 1,525 were women and 577 were men. In the graduate classification the majority was less, there being 945 1women and 775 men. The University Daily Eamon. fiarrechon In last week's issue of the News, a meeting of the American Chemi‘ cal Society was announced for Go— tober 4. We are informed that the correct date for this meeting is October 25. details without obligntlng you. STERUNG ENSURANCE 75 E. Wanker Drive STUBENES WMTED to not as our representatives in introducing to the public, the famous Sterling l’cnny-A-Day Accident Policy. 55.00 to $10.03 daily may be easily earned, after or between classes. Students desiring extra money. or those working their way through, will :25 a most remunerstlve occupation. No experience neces- sary. We will furnish you complete instructions. 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