Page Two demonic their tetanus Student Publication of the ARMOUR INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY ()HKCAGO, ILLINOKS Published Weekly During the College Year SlJBSCRIPTION RATES single Copies, 10 Cents, Each THE STAFF MANAGING BOARD $2.00 Per Year Editor—in—Chief ................... David T. Smith, ’30 Managing Editor ..John S. Meek, ’30 Business Manager .. ............ M. 0. Nelson, '30 Faculty Adviser .......... Professor Walter Hendricks NEWS DEPARTMENT News Editor ................ Fred B. Attwood, ’31 Assistant ........................... W. H. Rudolf, ’32 Departmental Editors E. W. Carlson, ’32 J. R. Jackson, ’32 H. P. Richter, ’32 V. A. Sturm, ’30 Reporters R. L. Ellis, ’33 T. Leavitt, ’33 J. B. Dirkeru, ”db ‘ SPORTS DEPARTMENT Sports Editor ..................... Arthur H. Jens, ’31 Assistants R. Mulroney, ’33 E. R. Rowley, ’30 ARMOUR TECH NEWS .2: “THE SLEPSTEWK” :: a «P if? Cleave to “The Slipstick”; let ‘ the Slapstick ily where it may. CflNl‘RfiBUTlflfl/I 3&3»? The person looks it o’er and frets It puts him out of sorts To see how many times he gets A penny for his thoughts. at m lit The above sorta resembles our “contrib box." We don’t get very much either. it 3 # lst: “Can you keep a secret?” 2nd: “I sure can.” lst: “Well, I’m in need of five bucks.” 2nd: “Be at rest. it is as if I’d heard nothing.” ——Chuck. it it 1' A twelve course dinner might be described as a gastronomic marathon. m Freshman: “My theme is about a bowl of chop suey.” Another Frosh: “Oh. just another mystery story, eh?" —Phi1 J. out AN INTERESTING QUESTION, CERES Professor Philip ficnmd Huntley (A Biographical Sketch.) registrar of that school for three years, taking care of the students“ grades. He taught in his junior and senior years and for three years following his graduation continued his work as Assistant Professor of Civil Engineering. Professor Huntley worked for a time for Hedrick and Cochrane in Kansas City, as a consulting engi- neer in reenforced concrete and steel design. At a later date he did similar work for Morey and New- gard of Chicago. Professor Hunt- ley also worked in Chicago for the Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul and the Chicago, Burlington and Quincy railroads. He worked for the City of Chicago, doing work on the Navy Pier. formerly Municipal Pier. Professor Huntley came to Ar- mour Institute in 1914 as an in- structor. In 1916, he became As- sistant Professor, and a year later, Associate Professor of Experimen— tal Engineering. While with the Armour Institute, Professor Hunt- — lcy has been engaged in the capa— city of consulting engineer in addition to teaching prospective The question that bothers Chester is, Whether to my STEPHEN JANIISZEWSKI ’39 Armour engineers. Tuesday, january 28, M33 SEGMA Alfififix ME The Sigma alpha. M22 fraternity will hold a dinner-dance at the Edgewater Beach Hotel, Wednefiay evening, February Fifth. This is to celebrate the eighth cranium? of the change from the Ohm to the Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity. This affair in the past has been one of the most outstanding of the college year and there is every indication that the dinner—dance this year will be no exception. DELTA TAU DELTA Gamma Beta of Delta Tau Balm recently pledged Spencer Cone, Arch. ’33. KAPFA DELTA. TAU "fhe fraternity is planning a. mid- semester party for the benefit ct those whose morale may mfier from the terrific strain produced by excruciating study for the finals. A skating tournament was held last Sunday morning, Mr. Rather 15- WBStOD. '32 C. Stempkowski, '32 kiss her and surprise her, or not to kiss her and sur- Philip C. Huntley, Associate Pro- The former football star is an being high point man in the con— FEATURE DEPAR'I'MENT prise her. ,-, ,, ., lessor of Experimental Engineering, honorary member of the Triangle test. Feature Editor ................... ..A1Auerbach 'Sil - S t Cl e ,_..S0 311,5 dead. He was a was born in Camden, Arkansas, on fraternity and a member of Sigma ——.—-—_———~— Columnist .......... .A. Knittelz ’30 gofgsgtmgeileangifi 1 1 September 27, 1885. He obtained Chi, Tau Beta Pi, Pi Tau Sigma TRIANGLE Feature Writer ............... Stephen Janiszewski, :30 Second Same—“Yup. 13-111 was good, but don't you gfiiggifige 33:11:32? arid; attihe and Chi Epsilon. He belongs to The ranks of Triangle have re_ Assistants y 5’ 3‘ a] e e» the Society for the Promotion 0f cently been thinned by the loss of think he was a little weak around the lamp posts?” , ”R. S F. ville, Arkansas._ lie continued his Engineering Education, the Ameri- two men‘ Llo d Lam in who has infuifiigefigxolrgg S. T. Garfimge'Bignett '33 4' ’* * in? 1; tile (film Department Of can Society for steel Treating, and dropped ’frog school], End Elmer Cartoonist ........................ Dave Chapman, '32 man AMBI’IL‘HON a SC °° an graduated m 1910 W119“ 110‘ engaged I“ the home 0! Olsen, who is confined to his bed with a Bachelor of Science Degree To watch some fellows work it is easy to see that in Civil Engineering. Beside work- MAKE-Ul? DEPARTMENT they are at least qualified to run an elevator in a one ing entirely his way through col— Make-up Editor ............. Stephen Janiszewski, ’30 story building. “B“d- lege. Professor Huntley played Assistants * "‘ * football at Arkansas for four years. M. J. Schinke, '32 Jones was astounded on reading the morning paper He filled the position of a 215- school, he sometimes finds spare with influenza“ time to spend at the Medinah Club. Golfing, flowers and garden— ing are the Professor’s hobbies. Chicago. They have one daughter, two and a half years old. .7. Taylor, '32 A few weeks ago, Professor Hunt- B. C. Scott, ’33 BUSINESS DEPARTMENT Advertising Manager ......................... (Open) Assistants C. A. Erickson, ’32 E. A. Scanlan, ’32 J. H. Miller, ’33 Circulation Manager ................ C. H. Johnson, '30 Assistants C. B. Summers, ’33 J. E. Taylor, ’32 ‘ F. W. Spaulding, ’31 J. .7. Casey, ’32 G. W. Kohout, '30 E. A. Scanlon, ’32 J. G. Papantony, ’30 H. H. Hamlin J. W. Juvinall, ’33 A. F. Wilde, ’31 Mailing Circulation Mgr ......... F. A. Schoncman, '30 Assistants R. Duiour, ’33 J. S. McCall, ’32 yon iv .lANUAR‘lI 28, 1930 N 'No. is EXIT QUIETLY This is the last issue to be published under the man— agement of the Senior members of the News Staff. As we turn over the wheel of this vehicle to the new staff, we do so both with relief and regret. Relief that we will now have a little time to do some school work, and regret that we leave such an intriguing occupation. In the past we have tried to present the news of the school in an unbiased manner, catering to no one person or group of persons. We have tried to serve the student body as a whole, irrespective of personal friendships. We have included in these columns all the happenings which, in our judgment, appears to be of interest to the school, striving to be honest and above board in all affairs. We have made many friends, and perhaps a few enemies in our editorial careers. It seems to be im— possible to get one without the other. It is our hope we can retain these friendships long after the petty dislikes and grievances are forgotten. Friendship tends to build itself stronger, while hatred soon dies unless fed with the fuel of agitation. We like to think that the students and the school appreciate in a small way the hours we have spent, the nights we have passed up sleep in order to “get the rag out on time." Perhaps they do, perhaps they do not; either way we do not regret the time spent. Some of our instructors have said that we have in- dulged in this work to the detriment of our studies. To ofi'set this loss in engineering knowledge, we pre— sent knowledge gaincd about human nature, about the handling of men, and also some slight literary train- ing. The executive training and the mental discipline «of long hours of hard work should prove as valuable it part of our education as any slight difference in grades received. We wish to express our appreciation to the follow— mg: First, to the Junior and under-class members of the staff for their untiring efforts, without adequate rec- ognition of the work which they performed. Second, to Professor Walter Hendricks, adviser, and chief reliance of the staff. His knowledge and as- sistance have been most helpful. Third, to the officials of the school, the faculty, and employees, for their encouragement and their help. Finally, and most important, to the student body, the men who have passed so lightly over our blunders, and who have cheered our better efiorts. They are really the owners and the means by which this paper is made possible. Their financial support is the factor which enables the continuance of this organization. Now that we have expressed our thanks, we wish to the incoming staff the heartiest success. We predict that they will carry the Armour Tech News on to new heights of excellence. May they have the best of luck and may they never become discouraged. to see a notice of his death. He immediately called a friend. “Jim," he said. “Did you see my death notice in the paper this morning?” “Sure,” replied Jim. “Where are you speaking from?“ —-—Joe. our it Isn’t Pronounced], It’s Acred A man is drunk when he feels sophisticated and can’t pronounce it. a )3 ii Son: “Pa, what is necessity?”. Father: “Necessity, my son, is the mother of in- vention.” Son: “And who was the father?” Father: “Why, er—er, oh, Pat. Pending of course." ——-Wa1t. a l}! a with the coming exams and the final drive on getting reports in, things can be no worse anyway. Speaking of reports what happened to that resolution you made last September, when you said you were going to “stay caught up." However, now is the time to make new resolutions; they can be broken on and after the second week of February. >‘K rk i} Question: “What generally becomes a woman?" Answer: “A girl.” R. G. P. a, a a “She’s got blue blood in her veins.” ”Is she taking anything for it?” D. C. a. a. 9. By the way they haven’t got that wrench for the drinking fountain (‘9) downstairs yet. :1: t s Doggone “Is this a dog hospital?" “Yes, sir.” “Then please fix my corns." H. L. )ll 4- x“ Not much can he said about this; last week’s assign- ment in Mech Lab, for the Seniors was for an experi« ment over on Dearbom Street in the Refrigeration Plant. We imagine they would carry out the work in a very cool way. 3| 0 3 l HEARD FAT A FORMAL “What happened to your patent—leathers?" “The patent expired.” B. M. =3 it 5‘ Fancy dishes don’t worry the average maid. She reaks them just as easy as any other kind. y; in it Salesmanship is selling a guy something he does not want at a higher price than he expects to pay for it. is 1K ’5! You Would Expect This From the Book Store Man, (showing friend a photo) “Here is a photo of my grandmother at 85.” Friend (a stock market fan) “I’ll bet you that she closes below 60." Stanley Dough L. t t On our last line for this semester, what could be more , ‘ than to a to send in more ideas for the next few months and wish youkall a happy 4th of July. No crib sheets next wee . K. K. pound center and played on the ley was reelected president of the team that won the championship Armour Athletic Board of Control, 01’ the South, in 1909, and the an oflice which he has held for the Southwest championship in ‘1910. During: his stay at the University of Arkansas, Professor Huntley was ley was married to Jean Elwood of last eight years or more. In March, 1922, Professor Hunt~ In the Armour Bulletin appears the very formal name of Phfiip C. Huntley, B. C. E, Associate Profes- sor of Experimental Engineering, but the students and faculty knew him better and prefer to call him just “P. C.” wonders of telephonym old and new Yesterday the natural course of tele- phone expansion was to penetrate the nation’s frontiers, building new lines and adding new subscribers. Today fin is many new “frontiers” for telephone cxpansion~among them the homes of present subscribers. Upstairs md downstairsavhercvcr needed, additional by commercial more valuable. telephones are being installed. E’eopie are learning that there is added utility in conversant coinmu uicaiion. This new field oi activity was conceived development men of the Bell System. just another example of ion ward planning to make telephone service BELL hYSTEh-‘i a? ”fitiofluwidd :yfism of fear-{worming “interns: HESS. R PlONEfiRiNG iiiST SEG‘UN‘