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Business Manager .
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NEWS DEPARTMENT
News Editor ............... Fred B. Attwood, '31
Assistant, . ,. .. , W. H. Rudolf, ’32

Departmental Editors
E. W. Carlson, '32 J. R. Jackson, ’32
H. P. Richter, '32 V. A. Sturm, ’30

Reporters
R. L. Ellis, '33

T. Leavitt, '33

 
 

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SPORTS DEPARTMENT
Sports Editor ..................... Arthur H. Jens, ’31
Assistants
E. R. Rowley, ’30
C. Stempkowski, ’32

R. Mulroney, ’33
A. Weston. '32

 

FEATURE DEPARTMENT
Feature Editor ....................... Al Auerbach, '31
Columnist ................. K. A. Knittel, '30
Feature Writer ......... . .Stephen J aniszewski, ’30
Assistants
S. T. Garfinkle, ’30
O. Barnett. ’33

 
  
 

P. E. Seidelman, '31
Inquiring Reporter ....................

 

Cartoonist ........................ Dave Chapman. '32
MAKE-UP BEPARTMIENT
Make-up Editor ............. Stephen Janiszewski, ’30
Assistants
J. Taylor, '32 M. J. Schinke, '32

B. C. Scott, ‘33

 

BUSINESS DEPARTMENT

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There was a young lady named Sue
Who wanted to catch the 2:02;
Said the trainman, don't hurry
Or flurry or worry;
l‘t’s a minute or 2222.
«~Phil J.
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Not much excitement last week, except that Abe, Jr
Elec. lost his struggling mustache to some of his
classmates. These future harbors have sent the warn~
ing to two or more of their number whose upper lip
adornments have passed the struggling stage. and are
already quite fuzzy.

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Political Science Report 9% 45.67

THE SKEGE 0F ROMEO
Rome was captured in 16233/4 by Juliet, the com—
mander of the Lithauscovlte forces. Romeo was, as
you will remember, built on seven hells by the makers
of Lux, guaranteed not to injure the finest fabrics.
Juliet then went about vamping Plato, who had just
completed his ten weeks' course in violin playing in
five weeks. As he was not satisfied with the course
he sent to the corporation to return the stamps which
he had sent as first payment on the fiddle. But the
company then asked if he would be interested in los-
sons on the soprano sousaphone, to which he replied.
that that was the last straw and that he would send.
his dogs. Before he had time to remove his blue ox—
lords, the representative fled. And that, dear chil-
dren, is how the Revolution ended.
—The Bongineer.
SOVUNDS SCOTCH
If two could live as cheaply as one, some men would
become bigamists in order to live for nothing.
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First He: “See that girl? Her face is her fortune.”
Second He: “Yeah. and it runs into a nice figure."
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A half—hearted kick is worse than none. Throw
your whole sole into it.

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“Sir! I’ll have you know there‘s blue blood in my
veins.”

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Advertising Manager ......................... (Open)
Assistants
F. W. Spaulding, '31 C. A. Erickson, ’32
J. J. Casey, ’32 E. A. Seaman, ’32
J. H. Miller. '33
Circulation Manager ................ C. H. Johnson, '30

Assistants
C. B. Sommers, ’33
J. E. Taylor, ’32

G. W. Kohout, '30
E. A. Scanlon, '32
J. G. Papantony, ’30 H. H. Hamlin

J. W. Juvinall, ‘33 A, F. Wilde, ‘31

Mailing Circulation Mgr ......... F, A. Schoneman, ‘30
Assistants

R. Dulour, ’33 J. S. McCall, ’32

 

VOL. EV N0. 14

JANUARY 21, 1930

EDITURML (2”)

When “ye ed" is sitting at his desk, trying to think
of something brilliant and profound, at the same time
applicable to school life, the thoughts just won’t
thunk. If the editorial column showed the thoughts
of the editor in chronological order, instead of his
thoughts after they are worked over, corrected. and
revised, why it might read something like this:

Chicago sure has one (deleted) of a climate; snow,
wind, more snow, more wind, and so on till it looks like
Alaska. Wish I was back in Kentucky where it is
reasonably warm. These new senior jackets are nice
and warm though, for a jacket. Surprisingly so. If
they had a pocket for a slide rule, they would be
better. Senior jacket and a pair of corduroys, that’s
what .the well dressed ('2) senior will wear. Speak—

“I hope you are taking something for it."
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Wired Wireless
A man spending the winter in Florida telegraphed
his wife for his “shorts" in this way:
S. O. S. B. V. D. P. D. Q.
—A. L.

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Asst. Professor
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(A Biographical Sketch)
BY HARRY ll". RECH’EER, ‘32

Harry Howe Bentley, Assistant
Professor of Architectural Design,
was born in 1883, in Oskaloosa,
Iowa. He graduated from high
school in 1901. and then attended
Penn College for one year. He re—
ceived his B. S. degree in architec-
ture in 1908 from the Massachusetts
Institute of Technology. During
the following two years, he worked
in the offices of Howard Shaw,
Chicago, and Samuel W. Mead,
Boston, Massachusetts.

In 1911, Potessor Bentley studied
and travelled in Europe. He took a
bicycle trip through Scotland, Eng-
land, Holland, Belgium and France,
spending the Winter in Italy.

From 1912 to 1923, he received
practical experience in the ofilces
of Schmidt, Garden and Martin;
Coolidge and Hodgdon; and Edgar

Martin, State Architect.

In 1923 and 1924, he traveled and
s t u die at extensively throughout
Europe. He cycled two months
around Oxford and in Cotswolds.
He was also about a year in France.
staying in Paris, Provence, and Se.»—
voy. Since 1924, he has practice
architecture independently in Chi-
cago and specializes in residential
work.

In September, 1925, Professor

‘ Bentley became Assistant Professor

of Architectural Design on the Ar-

{ mour faculty. He is now the Sopho—

more critic of Architectural Design.
Professor Bentley’s water color

, sketches have been exhibited in the
. Chicago Architectural Exhibition,

and at the New York Water Color
Club show. Last Spring he won the

E first prize of one thousand dollars

for a house design in the Chicago
Builders Exposition competition.
While with Schmidt, Garden and
Martin, he created the design for
the Centennial Memorial Building
in the State Capitol Group at
Springfield, Illinois.

He is a member of the Chicago
City Club, Cliff Dwellers Club, and
the American Institute of Archi—
tects. He was secretary of the Chi-
cago Chapter of theAmerican Insti—
tute of Architects in 1927. His
hobbies are chess, bridge and golf.

D. S. Dickey, Freshman,
Made Master Builder

Diamond S. Dickey. Freshman
Mechanical Engineering student
was installed last Thursday evening
as master builder of the Avalon
Park Chapter, Order of Builders,
No. 104. The installation was held
at the Avalon Park community
hall, Slst street and Dante avenue
with dancing, cards, and refresh-
ments following. A

 

 

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finalise Hawaiians
Voilemhée Fernandez

Lynn E. Davies, Assistant Pro-—
fessor of Experimental gums-axing
is leaving Chicago January 25 to
attend a meeting of the Emerson
Society of Heating and Ventila a
Engineers to be held at the Benja-
min Franklin Hotel at Philadelphia,
on Wednesday, January 29. Profes—
sor Davies will present his disco?-
eries concerning ventilation under
the title, “The Measuremwt oi the
Flow or Air Through Registers and
Grilles."

All of Frofessor Davies work was
done at Armour Institute during
the past year and the results oh-
tainerl were of such accuracy as to
be adopted by the Chicago Venti-

 

 

lating Contractors’ Employment
Association as a standard. The

adoption of Professor Davies for-
mula has ironed out the controverv
sy with the Board of Health, as
it permits an accurate test of the
ventilators.

The work, first started personall" y
by Professor Davies for the A. S. H.
V. E., was done at Armour Insti-
tute laboratories under the Insti—
tute’s supervision. Professor Davies
used the anemometer as always,
but by careful research found the
formula necessary for the measure
ment of air which has some to be
called the Davies formula.

In connection with the meeting
in Philadelphia, will also be an ex—
hibit at which Professor Davies.
will display worming models of his
apparatus as well as pictures of
Armour Institute and its labora—
tories. Professor Davies will prob.
ably return home on the first or
second of February.

 

 

headline writers and radio announc—
ers, have gone, but the Big Ten has
plenty of unique name: to replace
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Then there was the Scotchinan who bought a car

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About This Time all The Year, Too

A certain student asked the Prof. what was meant
by the “pursuit of knowledge.” He said it referred
to the blokes trying to catch up with the rest of the
class.

—Phil J.

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Nowadays, whatever is not worth saying is taken to
some popular song writer and set to music.
— S. F.
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Due to the fact that we can’t spell “psitocosis?”
(parrot fever) there will be no remarks about it.
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Lady: 1 don‘t want any trout. I don‘t like the
looks of them.”
Butcher: “If it‘s looks you want, lady, why don’t

you try goldfish? "

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ing of dress, some of the Seniors have been wearing
derbies—nice looking but cold on the ears.

Funny so many people took exception to Sachs’ let-
ter to the Letter Box last week. Thought everyone
understood the Letter Box was a place where those
students not connected with the News could air their
views and grievances. Such expressions should be
taken for what they are worth. Reckon we'll have to

run a head on the box saying “The views expressed inl

this column are those of the one whose name is

signed at the bottom. The views of this paper will al—1

ways be expressed on page 2. column 1."

.............. (Indicating lapse of time while look—
log out window at snow.)

The basketball team had a cold time on their trip
out to Augustana. That N. U.-Armour game tonight
ought to be a beaner. We beat them last time 24—22.
Hope there is a big crowd. It is an absolute disgrace to
the school the way the team is supported. A mere
handful of rosters at the Armory gym at a game. the
same ten or fifteen back the team at each game.
There ought to be eight hundred and fifteen instead.
If’i'we had a bum team it would be different, but we
have a peach of a team, one of the best college teams
in the middle west. Look at the win and loss record.
Our team is the kind that is on its toes fighting every
minute. For real thrills and speed. our Armour games
are just about as good as they make them. It is a
shame the fellows at school won't come to the games.
They are paying for them. why don’t they attend?
What’s the matter? It is too much to expect the team
to. keep up their fine spirit and playing if the school
doesn’t back them. A disheartened team is soon no
team at all. We've got to get out and at least attend
a low games.

[remarked about his glasses being steamed.

Smart Boys That’s Why They Are Seniors

We try to make it a practice of refraining from us-
ing the student’s name: however, in order that due
credit may be given to such rare wit. we will make
an exception.

F. Zimmerman, after having come in out of the cold,
Right
away Mr. Baker suggests windshield wipers (smart
boy). Mr. Stier, rifle team manager (adv) remarks
that there is plenty of vacuum there to run one. Fil-
mer gets complimentary by saying that Zim’s personal
magnetism could run an electric one. Smart boys
these electricals; we give them credit. Probably they
will need lots of it.

 

 

 

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but hash loosened up a bit.
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WHAT SHILKLL ll'il' BE CHEMHKERS?
“If you were my husband, i’d give you poison.“
“If you were my wife. I’d take it.”
~~Phil J.

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“What gives a funnier feeling than riding on a flat
tire with a skid chain on it?"

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She was so dumb that she wonders how electric
light poles grew in a straight line.
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We notice that the Packard and the Studebaker
people are still using Federal Street for a proving
ground. It’s our opinion that if they can get a. car to
run smooth there. it'll run like a charm anywhere.

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