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THE ENGLISH PROFESSGR

Professor Roesoh belongs to a.
number of societies, among them
being the Society of Automotive
Engineers, the American Society of
Mechanical Engineers, the Society
for the ?romotion of Engineering
Education and the University Club
of Chicago. He is a member of You
Beta Pi and Pi Tall Sigma. honorary
fraternities and Phi Pl Phi social

Professor Reese]: has tied meeti—
erahle engineering gramme. ‘7 s
will to 1937, he was with the We
inghouse Machine Coronary; -
periodontal and mad engines: in
1387, he was with the Esq—assoc
Light and. Power Compaoy, m- Pith»:—
bmtgh. The following three years
were spent as Chief Engineer oi
the Citizens’ Gas and Electric {rom-

   
 
 

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I teach the trusting little fresh
‘ The things that they should know;
I marl: their themes with inky blots
And watch their ideas grow.

MANAGING BOARD
Editor—ln—Chief .........
Managing Editor ..
Business Manager .
Faculty Adviser .........

fraternity. {1317237, at Lorain, mile, in charge of
The Professor oi Automotive En- tho central station and the cityh
gineering has taken an active part outside lighting competent Eleni
in the afielrs of the Society of Hill, to the present time, mieseer
Automotive Engineers. He has Roesch has carried out numetoos
been chairman of the Publication tests and consultationsin conjunc-
Committee of this organization for tlon with ”his instructional were: at
six years and served on the Re— the Institute. One 05 these was the
search Committee for a number of design study of valve cams for the
years during the formulation of the Duesenberg submarine—chaser en-
standalcd Methods for Engine Test» gines and for high speed Diesel en—
ing. At the present time he is a gines.
member of the Fuels Committee, One of meessgngegghls most in—

 
   
 

. .David T. Smith, '30
. . .John S. Meek, ’30
........... M. 0. Nelson, ’30

Professor Walter Hendricks Their work reflects some splendid thoughts,

Their penmanship is “swell";
But there is one thing not so hot~
The way those dumbbells spell.
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NEWS DEPARTMENT
News Editor ..................... Fred B. Attwood, '31
Departmental Editors '
E. W. Carlson, '32 J. R. Jackson, ’32
W. H. Rudolf, ’32 V. A. Sturm, ’30
H. P. Richter, ’32

red and Dave.
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In order to meet the demands of small investors the
stock exchange will run buses to the poor house.

 

 

 

 

 

Repuxters * ‘4 9‘ having made (in 8513601? study ‘Of tezresting assignments was the 0‘93?-

J B Dirk .32 R L Elli ,33 “Are you the man who gave the kitty to my brother automobile engine fuels With special ation and development work of the
' ' em. T Leavltt :33. 5, last week?” reference to their anti—lineal: char- Leinweber Brothers Helicopter at
' ’ “Yes." , actel'lstlcs. He originated the the Speedway flying field, in $326.

SPORTS DEPARTMENT method for testing anti-knock val-

Sports Editor ..................... Arthur H. Jens, ’31
Assistants

E. R. Rowley, ’30

C. Stempkowskl, ’32

“Well, ma says to come and take them all back.”
Walt.

 

R. Mulroney, ’33

A. Weston, ’32

' ° The interesting features of this me.—

Professor Daniel was by the spark-advance audibillty chine were that it had m revolv-
:9 s: >1: R 0 183 @353 method and presented a paper he- log cylinder engines and two tau-
BUT NOT TELL AF ER CHRES'H‘MAS fare 111:: Salli?)Ci 121;: 1927,]tdesgribmg dem propellers per Game. Ar.

_ ' E me 10 an 8 teen 50 many rangements were provided on this
BROKEN HEARTED SOP“ “I.“ for ”Vice" He says (A Biographiml Sketch) tests which were made in the Ar- machine to on. the ,0 egg: figs
that a certain ”“6350” “Re“ “5 “lass t° keep away By STEPHEN mmsznwsm '39 mour Institute of Technology Lab- 1 ,1 - . p p “ '

from the women, and in order to help them, the same‘ . ’ ' t , w a e In operation
Daniel Roesch, Professor of Auto~ ma ones.

 

FEATURE DEPARTMENT

 

 

  

 

. , . , In 1907, Professor Roesch '
Feature. Editor """""""""""" Al “”9“”;- :31 :fikgii 5:11; :figmgégsanzlelcegmie xtlhlgfiegtshesgiljrlgf‘tth: motive Engineering, was born in One of the refinery control meth— married to Lillian C. Sohwyzzf‘i:
Columnist .............. ...K A. Knltte , ’30 they should leave the students alone. ‘1882, lo Aurora, Elmore. He grad- ods of the Sinclair Refinery Conl- gmcagu They have a. daughter at
Feature Writer """""""" Stephen Janiszewskl, 30 We think the professor is right to some extent, but uated, 11? 1900' from the East Au— pony ‘5 based upon the above antl— the University of. Illinois and a son

Assistants as for the telephone numbers, do not give them to him rota High ‘School and entered knock test methods. Two complete who attends Morgan Park 33;},
P. E. Seidelman, .31 S. T. Garfinkle, .30 —send them to us. ’ Armour Institute as a student ‘11] test sets were dcsxgned by‘Professor Professor 3035,3115 hobbies are
Inquiring Report or ___________________ 0‘ Barnett, .33 ,, _, ,k the ’mech‘amcal department. He R-oescll for their East Chicago, 111—, «:Mfgn_motomg’ fishing 23¢ 50}:
Cartoonist ....................... Dave Chapman, :32 ,l‘ecelved 1115 BS. degree in mechan— alone and the Houston, Texas Re—‘I

Dad: “When I was a boy, I thought nothing of
chopping wood all day long."
Son: “Well, I don’t think so much of it either.”

ical engineering, in 1994. Four fineries. L F _
years later the ME. degree was He has written technical articles ,The student chapter 5'“ mow
conferred upon him. for Gas Power, Automotive Indus- 01' the A‘ S. M E‘ held a smoker at

 

 

MAKE-UP DEPARTMENT

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Maize-up Editor ......... .....Stephen Janlszewskl, '30 I; a; u l m 1911’ Professor Roesch became tries, the S.A.E. Transactions and the Theta Xi house: Tamsdey
Assustants MATEHEMATECS LECTURE Nil. .04 an instructor in the mechanical en— Journal and yearly for the Armour night, December 12' Relreshments,
J. Taylor. ’32 M- J- Schinke. '32 THE ENDEFFERENT TRKGONOMETRKCAL ‘glneermg department at Amour Engineer. SinOkeS am} 00369 we’re mm?-
B. C. Scott, ’33 The indifferent trigonometricel is a new branch of‘ Institute. Since then he has taught In 1916, Professor Roesch pre—

 

the science of meddimecldics. It is used when other various classes in that department sented a paper for the Society of Peace advocates can no {anger
means fa“; and. when they do, it; will also. But it is and has received the promotions in Automotive Engineers on “Testing meek of our 3,000 miles of an-
a new development obtained by squaring the rec-1pm- line. This year he attained the Variable Speed Engines by a New guarded frontier along the Ca-
cal of the sum of the square cubes of ten times the ranlr of “Professor of Automotive Method” and, in 1921, a paper on median helmet—Louisville Conner»
, product of the differential of X and the sine of the Englneermg. “Power Fundamentals." Journal.
E'A' :Sicanlan, 32 tangent intersection of two planes in space when the
J‘ H’ Miller, 33 opposite angles are the same and unequal. This
Circulation Manager ................ C. H. Johnson, ’30 funicular catenary in the last step is multiplied by
dssistants the third heterogeneous infinitesimal which is the
c. E Somme“. ’33 integral of the logarithm of the partial derivative of
J- E- Taylor, '32 the inverse moment of the graphical resultant of the
H- H Hamlin fundamental quantity known as Pi.
A. F- Wilde, '31 Now, any freshmen who desires this simple but

 

 

BUSKNESS DEPARTMENT
Advertising Manager ......................... (Open)
Assistants
C. A. Erickson, ’32

 

F. W. Spaulding, ’31
J. J. Casey, ’32

G. W. Kohout, '30
E. A. Scanlon, ’32
I. G. Papantony, ’30
J. W. Juvinall, ’33

 

 

Mailing Circulation Mgr ......... F. A. Schoneman, ’30 difficult course, this way, please. ‘ 3,
Assistants The Bongineer.
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n. Dulout, '23 J. s. McCall, '32 *
Some hot boys get that way from being all wrapped
VOL. W DECEMBER 17, 1929 No. 12 up in thcmoelves.
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“Then Filo Them"
Ques—“What is good for biting finger nails?"
Ans—“Shem teeth of course.”
Rec.
'14 1' '5‘
“Students Average One Flunl: Slip’L-«last week’s
news. [in optimistic sort of guy, who received four

. . . said, “Well, at least I'm above the average."
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fiflRISTMAS TACT

Christmas, which is now approaching, brings some— If you went to pet, it’s best to lead 1113 to it gradu-
thing for us all, something not concrete, but as real as ally. Like ”ms for example: Lets “Wk

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

money or food. We all become more kindly under the L, ,F * Chester.
influence of this season; kind words are spoken and
unkind ones remain unsaid. An air of eagerness They Bother Most People

coupled with a feeling of good-fellowship pervades our “How are you getting on with your arithmetic,
thoughts and actions. In some manner or other, this Simon?" 0 \
thing called Christmas draws forth the better nature “Well, I learned to add up the oughts, but the fie '*‘ ' ‘3.
of men into light for at least a brief period. gets bother me.” w W a C. G. . . ‘ , -‘ 'v :3?“ . ,
We realize that those surrounding us are our friends, “,5 easy to he the best dressed man in college. ‘ , \fing“ l
and we cherlsh them as such. Who can be mean or Just pick out the right roommate. Ree . “may; ‘ '
. petty while under the mellowing influence of Christ— t
s mas? Surely there exists a harmony between all men N9 FALSE CWMS
at this time. Tourist—“I’ve driven three thousand miles to see
Perfect friendship, according to Emerson, requires your beautiful sunset."
natures so rare and costly, so well tempered each, and Alkali Ike—“Someone’s been stringing ye, stranger.

. .. . and d Telephone lilfé‘lll
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:Zryasilldzs $115 gaggle;sgeciiilifisfniffmv; ,, {mg l” 13% l: l; gill §®§€l§ Q?

by assuming more cordial relations with our fellow-
men, we do much to soften the hard tramp of life.
Perhaps we shall not achieve perfect friendship, if
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I would become an optimist
And count life’s torture fair;
If I could see my dentist

In another dentist’s chair.

In the Bell System re— andproiession, for 111an and easy rel%cn~esl
search and development 0:- teke this other use of the timed
are not confined to engi- directory. Telcghono moo analysed admins

 

toward the goal of universal brotherhood. J. o. nearing laboratory. These log and moi-chanfiisi. g The}? new the: gins.
May Christmas bring to you the best of friendships l i oz: methods are applied also to pectin: purchcsfitrs oi ad «missed gmducts

 

the most joyous of celebrations, and the highest satis-

faction. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! N0 Womeo AR M

"And are you comfortable in prison?"
—-—-——————-— “Yes, now I don‘t have to get up in the middle of the
“Those who have been once intoxicated with power, night to see if the door is locked."

and have derived any kind of emolumcnt from it, even " K‘ "
though but for one year, never can willingly abandon An article stated that, “talkative women succeed in
it. They may be distressed in. the midst of. all their business." IS there more than one kind?
power; but they will never look to anything but power Chester.
for their relief. When did distresses ever oblige e. a * a
prince to abdicate his authority?”

-—Edmund Burke.

the commercial side oi the often did not know where to hay £hem.3‘he§r
business, to make telephone service more develooe ‘ e plot: for listing these dailies
and more useful. under their blood Elms in local “ER"; ore to

An example is the classified telephone di- Buy it” directoriesMu genuine stories to
rectory, with its convenient listings by trade buyer and seller oldie.

Elliott hygfi‘gl’t‘l

Ea“? a? nation-wide sysraw 45f intehsoznofiieg :‘rrfiefifi’con
Myrtle: “A doctor said that ill health always attacks m
one’s weakest spot."
"If rich, it is easy enough to conceal our Wealth; Maggie: “Do you have many headaches, door: ‘5‘"
but ll poor, it is not quite so easy to conceal our R. G. K.
poverty. We shall find that it is less difllcult to hide a. ’3 "" " ‘
thousand guineas than one hole in our coat." MERRY CWSTMAS and A HAPPY NEW YEAR-4
«Caleb C. Colton. Everybody. K. K

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