Page Two 333313303333 TECi—l 33333.33 3 33.733.333.33; .. ARMRMR “ilfllilii RRWR Student Publication of the ARMOUR lNSTETUTE OF TECHNOLOGY CHXCAGO, ELLlNOlS Published Weekly During the College Your l 31’ . l ’7 . memories of his life on the, Mm. £12 752m 3 61‘0“ - 4. l ,m 6’1“ . ~ . . 3.3 mums; ewes 30 1.493%, {fifihfifi FEED 33533-333337: There has experience waned mom through eight yearn of. teas?“ M , , 99 . . ,, . ‘ :5 Egg fifigémgfiwgfigg 23 /:;;Mm;\§ milking COWS 5:0- xmlnxxg manage, and has Since Written clever; boo.“ u r- ~ . n mowmg hay mall an A " ‘ ‘ 3 find , . _ Clonvo to The .elnpslwk ; Bel: ,// . ., a. a .4; // scythe. his publishem guys (foot 333' 3:3,. o‘; Rho Slnpnlick fly whom ill may. Pie had to walk four miles to high 3'15 hOOlKS had reached 3*» gm}: school. When thirteen, his mother of war half million on 33m. 2 '1 died and from the age of fourteen he Prfif- Palmer is a momma” of 2236 earned his own living. American Mathemaelmi Sodom; 3m Prof. Palmer began teaching in liathematical Associafion of .mer— district school when nineteen. He at- lda’ the American 59d“? for tine tended the Ferris Institute at Big Advancement of Science, 33d “3'35 55‘ Rapids, Michigan, am, graduated ciety for the Promotion of Engix: 2:3 from the Normal Department there. mg Education, He mam“ is ‘3 mem— After teaching eight years in public ber of the University Club, Elidwuy 3, is. no us on Poetry is a gift, but most editors won't even take it for that. However, we’re easy to please. 59 fl W Have you heard the one about the lecturer who was inspired by the Sign ou'ihe door as he entered the audi- torium? Ho eulogized on the wonders that it performed; made any man succeed. Then the audience littered. For, $33.55 5 YA/Fl‘” on the inner side of the door, was lettered “PULL.” schools he entered the University of Athletic Club of Chicago, and $315 Michigan, where he graduated in National Arts Club of New “fork. 3; v3 3:3 mm: X MANAGHNG‘ BOARD And as all good sophs know for every push there’s a 1903’ receiving his; A- 3- degree. Dean Palmer 35 an elder in 3533652223“ ~ , _ . At 11 , . , Presbyterian Church of Chicago , . ’ pull. t a time of his graduation from Prof Pal l1 . ’ Editor—in-C‘hief """ J°h9 PM“??? ,2; "‘ ’* "‘ Michigan, be was married, was 231» much “f "21 “$2, :5 ‘travelen WE: Managing Emtor """ Fred 3' Fancl, 2 Monte Been a Blind Unto 1'93le a. proud Parent, and further— 0 h e Lute States and 633' Business Manager.. Faculty Adviser Russell E. Johnson, "29 Professor Walter Hendricks ado. by automobile, Elie favorite 319%«3 by is fishing each year in Notifier; Wisconsin. more was $1100 in debt, a situation which would dishearten almost any She: it‘s very good of you to ask me to dance. He (suffering): Don’t mention it. It's charity. #Iu‘reddie. man. But Professor Palmer’s confi- y . NEWS DEPARTMEgIT 'd T Smith ’30 :3 3 * deuce in his future, his genius for Ema who have come 51;: coating News Edltor J l b Mel‘JU 1:le Jittwood' ’31 The “Mm“ mathematics, and his determination Wlul tine 13:33th come to lingo—.3; me, Assxstants. « uva ' Slug; ’36~ lilarl‘kaalley’ 330 I haven’t a friend in the world, to come out on to? were his salvation El: 1:213:15 he 2:32th satin??? iofi Fraternities ' ' ' ’ A, B Aucrbuch’ .31 Which league did you umpire in? ‘during that critical period. and 0:,1 T1333: 15 :ns 0 : 8 enemas: Copy ........... V 1 - . H . a. ,1 ) 1 fl immediately upon receiving his de— . .mp an; s. o the students 3213:. Revvrterfi—~ W. Carlson, 7 I“ M; James,‘ ‘51, Step Kn * * l‘ DEAN ll; 13. PALWIlER more be joined the faculty of Armour admste 5h?” difiieulmee. 1“ his“ 0* Janieszewski, ’30; I“. W. MCClOSlG‘u 29; Jerome Professor John Schommer has a new but. At least, he Institute of Technology teaching in flee 0f varied dutieg is evidenced his a . Mayer. 732; H- P- Richter, >323 W3 H- Rudolf, ’32; thinks it is a hat. But, confidentially, it high hats any- Max SChinkey '32; “WHO“ A~ Sturm, ’30; Wm. Ed' thing on campus. It mukcs you realize how Macbeth felt monds, '32; A. Wlerzbowski, ’32, SPORTS DEPARTMENT Sports Editor... Assistants—J. P. Edstrand, Jim, '29; W. Paradzinski, ’30. V. Taylor, ’32. . EDITORlAL DEPARTMENT Editorial Writers MAKEvUP DEPARTMENT Make—up Editor ........................ Assistants—«M. L. Morgan, ’31, Wiltl‘akis, ’32. BUSlNESS DEPARTMENT rtisin Mona er mm ...... .... .... _ 2:3:tant .13 ........... ,g. M 0. Nelson, ’30 same train. 3—1. ON. WWEEJWMMEF‘RWWWMWTWWWWEMWWWWW a ”Elam—Ea?“ ”33.323313 ,, » Circulation Manager... John W. Gamble, '29 '3 3 3.x E; .... “m" WWWWHEEEEJE 3‘ .imaial‘: EEEEEEJEJEEERE? Assistants—«J. S, Meek, .110, C. H. Johnson, ’30; A.‘ H. Scotch: Arc you the barber that cut my hair the lost 335 3&5; . Jens, ’31; G. Reichle, '30; A. J. Lenko, ’31; L. W. time? ; l i§%§ Booker, ’31; F. W. Spuulding, ’3 ; E. J, Wiltrakis, Barber: 1 don't think 50, Sir. I’ve only been here six ', ‘ $3; ’32; E. A. Scanlan, ’32 E. W. Carlson, ’32. months, —-Freddie. s i “l Exchanges . ....................... John E. Barman, 729 33 3 2‘6 flag} g; ..C. Stempkowski. ’32 blinders. Six architects died trying to mix the shade in presents the biography of Claude 11% In 1910 be was appointed A830» ..... A1 Auerbach, .John G. Attwood, ’29 J. M. Jacobson, inquiring Reporter J' Ashenhm‘st, ’32 y w ‘ 3136!”. down on the farm near Lake’ Hill of Marlette, Michigan, and is the , ...W J. Ehrmeyer, ’29 R. Steinert, ’31; E. J. 470%!!! She: How dare you. My father said that he would kill View, Montcalm County, Michigan. [other of four Children, three dungh- T3335! the first fellow that kissed me. For five years he lived in a log cabin .ters and one son. He is also a mono Ensiewwd linitfime Works lie: And did he? and still recalls the guwet next to the grflDd-déddy of two grandChjldren. Wholesale and Retail * "3 ‘* roof where he slept and where the His son attends the University of 11— 8723 S. Halscecl Sheet Bee This Guy Becomen a Cynic Now snow sifted through on blustery finals. Branch: 2230 W. we}: 5:. ”— Al: I’ve waited all my life for such an excuse; namely, nights. in reminiscing of his youth, The first textbwk of Dean Palmer, Phone Wantwor’ch 5923 the “L" breaking down. Last week it happened. But Professor Palmer dwells most on the Practical Mathematics, was developed —-Sc2\ooi Brien Gun Specialty—a Stanley A. Beatty, ’30 when I got to class, I found the instructor was on the A . . . . _ . . . . ( Buogmnhuel slmvc‘lz) the summer $th Prof. Palmer alb- sense of Justice along With a enema " - ,. . ter never ruffled alqus cheezfi‘zi 3‘ i , ~ - r , . tended the Umversxt of Chico 0 do- ’ f“ * “I“ when he saw a green forest come toward him, only this By STEPHEN JANISAE'WSKI ing post-graduate 11,031.}; for a nimber always m0” than Willing ’36 60-03281" ate. 9. green is more violent. Stanley is laying in a supply of Today the ARMOUR TECH NEWS of years, paints, 3an Phil Kiellgren bl‘Dkfi his bFSt lens by photo- win Palmer, Dean, Professor, author, Ciflte Professor of Mathematics, and “It has been the custom in the P353 graphing It. Yea. it is rather distmctwe- and arbiter. on the retirement of Dr. Campbell and is 5315 5013193331333 m? £0333? ‘233 —~ 3, m ,9 ' Dean Palmer was born near Bottle and Dean Monin in 1927, he was Germain “$10035, that the student 9751“ ’31 A new standard recently released :W .Creek, Michigan, May 31, 1871, com- made Professor and Head of the De— fags either com-mats suiczéfi or and. . r7 - .3 - . , . .. ,_ mg from an old Yankee family. He partment of Mathematics and Dean grates to the United States, 534175 51 btrong. One drink of It makes you want ”u go upolaus . , w Hid“ - r —F BA. was the son oi Clark Hubbard and 0f Students. “vans, 4 “9.55331? 3. Y' 1‘" C, ‘4‘" Martha Thomyson. Hi3 boyhood was ‘Dean Palmer married May Belle Counczl at Ohm 3833' ’29 and rob your own trunk. William J. Locke, a noted author, hm; tucked away in 33333333333333.3333 .' Mgafi Fwy" ngdengg film [like imamgmymi theory:i“He says that the rays of light which we once Address of particular interest to the onuineering student was that portion of President Hoovov‘s inaugural address She: Here. Have an apple, wBranhum. which had to do with education and future opportunities. “Although education is primarily aresponsibillty of the Says the senior taking bacteriology, “I ain’t got no , states and local communities, and rightly so, yet the na3 manners, but you should see my culture." tion as a whole is vitally concerned in its development every where to the highest standards and to complete universality. Self—government can succeed only Lhr an instructed electorate. “The more complex thc problems of the nation become, the greater is the need for more and more advanced luv struction. Moreover, as our numbers increase and as our life expands with science and invention, we must discover more and more leaders for every walk of life. We cannot Purely a Case of Oven-eight hope to succeed in directing this increasingly complex So you're going to work for your dad? civilization unless we can draw all the talent of leadership Yes, I guess so. from the whole people. “Ours is a land rich in resources; stimulating in its glorious beauty; filled with millions of haypy homes; blessed with comfort and opportunity. In no nation are the institutions of progress more advanced. In no nation are the fruits of accomplishment more secure. In no no— tion is the government mOre worthy of respect. No coun- try is more loved by its people. I have an abiding in their capacity, integrity and high purpose. I have no fears for the future of our country. It is bright hope.” A country which is. in need of responsible leaders, and one in which opportunities are greater and more luring Typgmg 3055 of Armour Gracia than evci.‘ before anywhere in the world’s history. is the pospect which Hoover presents to the rising neers of this country. Thirty years from now will see the present members of the student body of Armour Tech well established in their respective livelihoods. Their activities will be more than livelihoods. The day when the main purpose man’s Vocation was to cairn his bread and butter is particularly for those who are engaged in the professions. The first class engineer of today, and of the future, will be one of the most active factors in the matter of service to his community. Just how the present enrolment of the institule will swell way to find out. avail themselves of these alluring opportunities of the First Infant: How? future would be Luscinutlng knowledge. if we could but Dumber: 235% half the number in the class and mul— look thirty years into the future. Such knowledge is de- tiply it by two. nied us, however. Nevertheless uituinment to the est position in the land of a fol 3 edged engineer, u ticol mam, is an inspiration to technical students, who may box, and there actually, Without, any bunk, were three. now set no limit on the extent of their ambitions. one of his books the following definition of Einstein's I, fifth?" fir gun.- mam «WWWW 3 % fiQWfi 93%}, 535$; 333%}? *3 STARE and JACKSQNwEbicago thought so straight are all bent and warped like the proc- * esscs of the female mind." ”‘ W 5 Broadway and Fiflh—Gory Marion and Lake—"Oak Park Dl‘l'lngion and Church—Evansmn . , She: Cun you drive with one hand? 1,53%; 15-; He (hopefully): And how. E]: %3 : oil 3 3 3 3:3 “‘3 .3 3,33 gal l, 3 33335 1F m 3y % fig ough Let's have some ginger ale. if: will, Pale? E; Ell No, a gloss will do. ' 3% 33333 \ll :43 )1: Speaking of Jawn Schommer’s emerald hat recalls the latest Ford joke. “You know why the new Chevy’s are painted green, don’t you?" “No.” “It’s so they can hide , in the grass when a new Ford goes by.“ :3!" 34 ”55 "WWW” >2 '4: 3:3 MAM? $33.3 Well, i hope you’ll be of some sel'vice to him. _Ll mil Oh, I hadn‘t thought of that. E lid} «3 33 1M g Mr, Kelly comes forward with the weekly Scotch story > E53 El rushed forth to secure it, with the result that he was run over and killed. The jury brought: in a verdict of. ”Death ll from natural causes." But then again, on the other hand, we believe that the one about the Scotch fisherman iii marrying: the girl because she had worms still cops first % 33 “l of the one who, seeing a penny in the middle of the street, % faith with place. 3i i )3! IM The great problem of the ages has been nob/ed. The 525 riddle oi how to get up in time for an eightcthirty has been explained. 'Tis simple. Don’t go to bed. 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